Risotto
Big boy,
he's overprotective I think...
so it is a miracle if he even let it happen. But if it did he wouldn't freak out you are a capable assassin in his eyes
so you sprain your ankle after doing a risky attack but one that got the job done
if you can manage till after the mission he'll carry you to the car aww
Once back to safety he will coddle you like a first-time mother whose toddler just tripped.
except he's 6′7-8 with an RBF and probably the most intimidating man in all Napoli
he will let you rest your ankle on his lap while you ice it, hell calmly and lightly scold you with some endearing words
he worries about you
Prosciutto
Will yell at you after you got lightly cut on the leg
The mission is done efficiently
as soon as you two are in a safe position he will be eerily quiet, he's not snappy at you now reprimanding you.
he quietly just helps you clean up and wrap your leg
you quietly say his name which prompts a long and labored sigh from him...
"I don't know how I would handle a situation where you're badly wounded Amore."
he was internally freaking out when he saw you get hit, he worries so much about you it's bad for his health
just holds you for a while afterward
Pesci
Pure unbridled panic
you dodge an attack a little poorly and roll your ankle
surprisingly Pesci freezes, but after he knows your okay, he gets furious at the enemy prompting him to take them down quickly and with a confidence that's not often there.
Prosciutto would've had a heart attack if he saw how quickly Pesci ended a life.
he's right back to panic and rushing over to you asking you if you're okay about a million times
will give you a piggyback
once you guys are back at the hideout he's probably crying and apologizing to you, he will ice your ankle for you.
give him some kisses and he'll feel better
Formaggio
"FUCK"
is probably what you hear after you get slashed in the arm
Formaggio forgets everything except profanities when he sees you hurt
he's not mad at you he's worried and that's all that comes out.
"babe, babe, are you okay? don't die. fuck, shit."
the mission is over and he's quick to give you a rough kiss, then help you fix up your arm
Probably won't leave you alone for a good while. he's nervous.
Doesn't want you to go out on missions till you're fully healed and he's loud about it.
Has his cat with you when he's not
Ghiaccio
you probably hurt your knee saving him in some way
he is NOT happy about it at all
after you finish the enemy he's racing towards you a million miles an hour. cussing up a storm
brace for impact, he doesn't topple on you but he's picking you up and skating to the car
"what the actual fuck were you thinking?" "you're welcome Ghia" "UGH"
once at a safe location he's icing your knee he's quieted down and looks just really sad or worried soon enough he mumbles out a thank you.
after you feel better he just wants to lay in your arms for a while to calm down.
Melone
You get cut on the outer thigh
Once the enemy is down he's automatically by your side
he coos at you " aww sweety are you alright, I'm sorry I won't let this happen again"
tries to lick the cut
once your at a safe place he'll help you patch yourself up explaining where all of the vital areas the cut missed and how you could have bled out in a matter of minutes
it's not a big comfort
is really open about how he swore he felt the life drain out of him when he saw you get hit.
Illuso
Probably pulled you out of harm's way resulting in you hurting your ankle a bit
doesn't notice right away
he will once he kills the enemy
"Why are you limping a little?" you try to explain in a way that won't hurt his ego and he just sighs
he'll help you ice it tho
kisses you're jawline and just quietly says he's glad you aren't hurt any worse than this
doesn't coddle or worry as much as the others would but is still caring
Sorbet and Gelato
Your side gets cut as Gelato finishes the enemy when he sees you hurt he makes the death muuuch more painful
Sorbet is picking you up immediately they get to a safe place or the hideout and gelato is helping you patch up as sorbet rubs your back
"I should have made him suffer longer" Gelato probably says once he's done giving you a peck on the lips "yeah probably" follows up Sorbet
they will sit with you for a while, they are much calmer about this but you know they care a lot for you.
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La Squadra x Reader Headcanons
Romancemy take on La Squadra and relationships. why? because I love them so much and they serve everything good in this world this is my only way of giving them love and appreciation. inyourfantasyfanfics is my username on Tumblr if you wanna check it out.
