Bughead/Sprousehart Oneshots!

13-wrong group chat

Lili-Has anyone seen my stripper outfit.
Cami-what?
Cole-what are you talking about lils?
kJ-you ok?
Lili-shit sorry wrong group chat!
Cole- why the fuck would you need a stripper outfit?
Mads-where are you?
Lili-visiting my family.
Cami-this makes no sense what's going on?
Lili-I have to go sorry.
Cole-wtf is going on?
KJ-maybe she's cheating?
Mads-no Lili loves Cole so so much.
Cami-that's not like Lili at all???
Lili-Keke their getting suspicious what do I tell them? I don't want the to know about it yet?
Cami-what are you going on about? Who's Keke????
Mads-Lili something you need to tell us?
Lili-fuck I can't do anything!
Cole-just tell us lils we won't be mad promise!
Lili-I can't yet sorry bye.
KJ-I want to know!
Mads-same
Cami-same
Cole-same
Lili-who stole my vomit?
Cami-Lili you really need to check your chats.
Lili-OMG BYE!!!
Cole-seriously what is she doing,
Mads-maybe it's a prank?
kJ-maybe.
Cami-Cole track her location.
Cole-wait she's in NYC!!!
Cami-why though?
Mads-where though?
Cole-it just looks like a building idk?
Cami-I have an idea.
Cami-I found your outfit Lili.
Lili-thank god your a life saver I though I was gonna get fired especially after eating that cake which was supposed to be a prop oops 😬.
Lili-wait it's fine I don't need it yet. I wish I had Jens coat though.
Mads-who's Jen?
Lili-are you serious Jenifer Lopez!
Cami-why you with her?
Lili-shit someone kill me I really can not keep secrets.
Lili- I'll tell you soon just need to get my hair done for 2007.
Cole-thank god your not cheating are you?
Lili- no baby I'm shooting a movie.
Cami-what congrats girl!
Mads-do you strip in the movie?
Lili-no I just have to cry while wearing a stripper outfit because of girl problems if you know what i mean?
Cami-I know the pain.
Mads-who's in it?
Lili-JLO,Cardi B,Keke Palmer,Constance wu,Lizzo, me and horny drugged up men 🤣
Cami-that's so cool. I can't wait.
Cole-get away from the men.
Lili-they are also old,rich and naked hahahahaha.
Cole-come back to me!
Lili-it's fake only one had to pretend to suduce me but I push him away because eewww!
Cole-okay what's it about anyway?
Lili-former strip club employees band together and scam rich men out of thousands of money.
Mads-that's sounds quite cool.
Lili-anyway I have to go make new vomit bye!
Cami-that sounds werid but bye?
Lili-it's one of my characters QuIrKs!
Mads-okay bye.
Cole-bye lils 💗
KJ-byeeeeee.

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