It was a Sunday afternoon in swagville. The population was 1 bcuz brendon urie had all the swag.
He decided to go to sabway to get a sandwitch. They r good.
He went in and aksed the person how much the 5 dollar foot longs were. They told him it waz 5 dollar so he got one and waz like okai I'm gonna go fishin for sum swag.
He went to dis ocean called The Ocean. so he went on a boat like fuk yea subway nd fishin. He casted the fishing pole out to try and catch some swag but den he dropped his sub sandwidgen in teh ocean.
Breadbin was like "o fuk" so he swam to the bottom of the ocean to get da sandwich be cuz he was broke af and didnt want 2 waste 5 dollars.
It took like 69 seconds before he was like o fuk I can breathe underwater what the hele
Well he got da sandwidh but a yellow rectalangle was there holding it and he waz like" omg!1!1! Ur brandon yuri I listened to ur mixtape its fire!1!1!"
Brendon was like "giv me my sandwich u piece of cheeze"
Spongeboob gasped and was like "ok satellite dish forehead u r gon hav to work at da Krusty krab now bcuz UR a bich."
Bredon was like"the krusty krab??!?!" spomgbob didnt even giv his sandwick back he just ate it like fuk u lol
brendon was comfussed so he asked "so I have to flip burgurs and shet"
Spngbob replied"yas and u will be enteratinment for teh guests"
If he had to entratain ppl he had to call up his squad. He called sponcer smith who was like amayzin and Dallon weaks an he was liek a sex god so he said "yo guise im at teh crusty krab bring yaor intrustments cuz we gon bring sweg to bikini bottom"
They said k and they were there in 5 min.
Breadbin and balloon and spencir were so excited abowt panic at teh dildo bcuz they were playing at the krusty krab. It was gon be sick yo.
Until, squidward testicles saw them and waz like "not the fukboys!!!1!!1 I hate my job spingbob u shud be arrestd"
Squidwad was all like emo extremo and got annyoed by errythang so he was like fuk dis I quit.
Panic were like what did I do but they continued on and squadward look like he was gon to explode.
Tings were gettening intense.
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Im gonna update this soon, I hope y'all like it so far, xDD
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panic at teh krusty krab
FanfictionThis is a crackfic about Panic! At the disco, my chem and Fall out boy and of course Spongebob. I'm aware there are tons of spelling mistakes and this entire fic is a joke lol *** Okai so one dai brandon urine discovers teh krusty krab waht will hap...
