ad braednon wa runnig he run in to dis werd guy nd he look emo.
Of corse it waz 2007 pete wentz1!!1!!1!1 brenednedon had haert attaxk bcuz pet wentz was leik teh emo king he worships him every nite. So liek he wa freakign out it was wierd af.
"Ohmfgdshsgsh it u1!!1!1 ur teh emo god i am honured 2 met u lol." Sez breandon.
"Wer is teh crust crab" ask pet.
"It ovr dere lol" said rbnrendon.
"Thank. I has an idea."
"Wut is it mcr"
" NO FUK U U FUCKBOY MEME"Pet was so emo he couldnt handel dis. So he run iff to teh kruchy krad.
Suddenelny, pete wentz walkd in and eveyone was leik "its teh emo king!1!1! All hail pet wentz teh king of elmo bow down!1!1!"
So pete was liek fuk yeah im pete wens
Spingbob was like wat the he'll is dis yo wat r u doin in my swamp. He went up to him and said "why is u here this isnt hat topic u came to teh rong place"
"I am here to sell pizza or as i call it pete-za it is gon be amazing leik yo krabby paddys can go. dis is way mor swag" pate siad.
"Ur peteza is too hardcore for bikni bottom."
"But it only cost 69 cents so errybody can affrod it!1!!1 ur lame af" yalled pet.
Spongebobe made a stfu face and was like "lol no I hate peteza its not swag."
Pete was like bich nahh u fukin dollar general spong lookin ass mofo. So he yelld "Patrick1!!1 letsa go!!1!1" and patrcik drove the emo pizza food truck through the krusty krab. It waz so badass. Dis is waht happens wen u mess with pete wontz.
Spingebob waz liek "ok I apolojize. U ken sell your stewped pete za here as log as it dosent have ebola."
"K" siad pete. "I will get it reedy to sell to teh costomers. Only sweg peple eat pete-za."
"K" spongebon said.
"Dont forget the holy eyeliner1!1!" Yelld partick. He threw teh eyeliner and yelld "put on ur war paint!1!1!"
Pet took it and made sure he look emo extremo b4 he cud strat seling pizza.
Todai was gud day.ppl started to get al lot of piza. It was good. Nd pretzel wetz eyelinger was on fleek.
now dat they hav dis poizza it will b bettr than rolnad mcrdonalnds. the crasty carb was gon be rich and mor swag than brabt wilson.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis is a crackfic about Panic! At the disco, my chem and Fall out boy and of course Spongebob. I'm aware there are tons of spelling mistakes and this entire fic is a joke lol *** Okai so one dai brandon urine discovers teh krusty krab waht will hap...
