you've had this pet turtle since you were 8, but one day he suddenly becomes a very attractive man. You're now 17 and your turtle is verryyyy interested in you. What's the worst that could happen?
"Y/N" I heard my name called. Now I was really panicked. "It's me Tottie!" I froze. What did he just say?!
I was full on panicking now. There was a naked man with a shell outside of my bedroom and he knew my name, and my turtle's name. I looked over at the tank that Tottie was supposed to be in. I was seriously panicking now.
"Tottie? If you're really my turtle than what was my childhood crush?"
He pauses for a minute. "Cylan from Pokémon." I internally cringed. He was right. I walked over to my closet and pulled some of my dad's old clothing. It looked like they'd be about the same size. I opened my door and handed him the clothing. "Change into this and then I'll meet you in the kitchen."
A/N: Playdough insisted on this chapter. Playdough is currently reading a Jesus x reader out loud the us all. We're very concerned. I'm publishing this so she stops. Pray for us.
that's Cylan from Pokémon. I am ashamed to say that I found him attractive when I was 6. I no longer simp for him. Let's move on from this now.
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