Policeman: Where do you live?
Me:With my parents.
Policeman: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Policeman: Where do you all live?
Me:Together.
Policeman: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Policeman: WHERE IS YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE!?!
Me: IF I TELL YOU, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME!
Policeman:TELL ME!!!
Me:Next to my house.