@PerriMakenna asked "what sexualities there are"
Answers:
Homer: I'm straight, DUH!
Marge: umm, I'm bisexual.
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: well, I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
Homer: 😲
Homer: DAFUQ?
Bart: JK, Homeboy! 😜
Homer: ...
Homer: shit. i believed the boy. he's not gay.
(A/N: italics signal thoughts as long as it's not in parentheses.)
Bart: I'm bi-curious & metrosexual. *gets up & shimmies*
Homer: BART!
Bart: Sorry. *grins & sits down*
Lisa: I'm asexual.
Maggie: *shrugs cuz she isn't anything due to being a baby & all*
*Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Abe, & Principal Skinner pop up out of nowhere.*
Milhouse: Straight. *blows a kiss at Lisa*
Lisa: EWW!
Nelson: *punches Milhouse & winks at Lisa*
Lisa: *rolls eyes*
Nelson: I'M STRAIGHT AS A LEG!
Lisa: Not all legs are straight! Legs bend, ya know!
Nelson: Oh.
Martin: I'm pansexual.
Bart: Dafuq?
Mr. Burns: I'm straight. Ya know why? Because gay is EVIL!
Homer: *frowns but agrees*
Smithers: *blushes* I'm gay, as we all know.
Homer: D'oh!
Abe: I'm telling ya, I'm straight!
Principal Skinner: I'm a gay pedophile.
Bart: GAH!
Principal Skinner: And I have a crush on Bart!
Bart: Aye, carumba!
Homer: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! *gets up*
Principal Skinner: *looks at Bart with lust in his eyes*
(A/N: Principal Skinner has a boner at this point.)
Bart: *faints*
Homer: THAT'S IT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OR I WILL KILL YOU!
*Principal Skinner disappears in a poof.*
Homer: That's better.
*Homer picks Bart up & lays him on Homer's lap.*
*Martin, Mr. Burns, Smithers, & Nelson leave the room in a poof.*
Milhouse: Hey, Lisa.
Lisa: No.
Milhouse: Aw, COME ON!
Lisa: I would date you out of pity, but I'm not that kind of person.
Milhouse: PLEASE???
Lisa: Ugh, fine!
Milhouse: YESSSSSSS! *pumps fist*
Bart: *revives*
Bart: Now can I say that I have a crush on Allison Taylor but also Kyle Broflovski from South Park?
Homer: No, cuz Kyle is fictional.
Bart: D'oh!
Homer: That's my boy.
Milhouse: *kisses Lisa*
Lisa: *smirks*
(A/N: She had a crush on Milhouse, but never had the courage to tell Milhouse.)
*Milhouse's phone beeps. It's his mom telling him to go home.*
Milhouse: I have to go.
*Milhouse leaves in a poof.*
Bart: I want to put on a show.
Homer: NOT NOW BART!
Bart: fine. *pouts*
Homer: Sorry boy. I'll bring you camping this weekend!
Bart: REALLY? *brightens up*
Homer: Yes, I will.
Bart: WOO-HOO!
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