Me: Tenko_Otto asked what is their biggest fear.
Homer: who?
Bart: Otto has Wattpad?
Me: I don't know! It's not YOUR Otto!
Homer: well, MY biggest fear is- I don't know, having another kid?
Marge: well, that fear has come true then.
Homer: wha?
Marge: Homer, I'm pregnant.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: With a boy.
Bart: YAY! I get a brother!
Lisa: Oh, whoopee-doo.
Bart: *glares at Lisa* Shut up!
Homer: Oh no! Another Bart!
Marge: Bart be nice to Lisa.
Bart: >:(
Marge: my biggest fear is not becoming a grandmother.
Bart: I can become a dad.
Homer: at 10? NO WAY!
Bart: :(
Me: Bart sad.
Bart: yea
Homer: what's your biggest fear, boy?
Bart: um, i don't wanna say.
Homer: why not?
Bart: I don't feel comfortable saying it, & besides, it's rated NC-17.
Homer: >:(
Bart: OK, OK. I'll say it! Sheesh.
Homer: :)
Bart: being raped. :(
Homer: No one will rape you, boy. Don't worry. I'll make sure that doesn't ahppen.
Bart: you sure? *wipes a tear*
Homer: yea
Me: AWWWWW
Homer: shut up.
Me: you shut up fatass
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: my biggest fear is not going to college.
Bart: that ain't gonna happen. you'll go to college for sure!
Lisa: thanks Bart!
Bart: you're welcome!
Maggie: *raises her hand*
Me: yes Maggie?
Maggie: *takes pacifier out of her mouth* no one listens to me! biggest fear
Marge: *gasps* Maggie talked!
Maggie: yeah I did!
Me: I'm gonna assume that Maggie's biggest fear is no one will ever hear her talk.
Maggie: that's right! *puts her pacifier back in her mouth*
Marge: we'll listen to you more, Maggie.
Maggie: *with pacifier in her mouth* thanks
Bart: what's YOUR biggest fear, D?
Me: Your show ending. That, & bees. And spiders.
Homer: SPIDERS?
Marge: Homie, there's no spiders here.
Homer: phew.
Bart: the show ain't gonna end. it rules, man!
Me: yay!
Bart: and why is your Wattpad username BartRulez666?
Me: cuz your my favorite character
Bart: yay
Me: *wink wink*
Homer: what about me?
Me: yeah yout oo. but i can't make it Bart&HomerRulez666. thats too long & weird
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: what about BartXHomerRulez666?
Me: that makes it sound like a ship.
Bart: Ay Caramba!
Homer: EWWWWWWWWW
Me: yeah
Homer: Ok this chapter is OVER!
Me: I make the decision!
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: hey D, do you ship Bart & dad?
Marge: Lisa!
Me: i will not disclose that.
Bart: that means she does
Me: THIS CHAPTER IS OVER! AND I DO NOT SHIP HOMER AND BART!
*after everyone leaves*
Me: yes i do. ;)
YOU ARE READING
The Simpsons: Ask or Dare (DISCONTINUED)
General FictionI got caught up in the ask or dare thing, too! Ask each character a question or dare them to do something. Don't be mean to the charcters. *Eric Simpson does not belong to me. belongs to Simpsin (on DeviantArt).
