OK so ThatOneSussyBaka030 dared Bart to kiss Nelson. They don't ship Bart & Nelson, but just wanted to make that dare.
Ok here we go.
Bart: ewwwww no
nelson: ...
Homer: why does my boy have to be gay?
Bart: I'm bi-curious, homer!
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Marge: Lisa!
Lisa: Sorry. I want to see Bart kiss Nelson.
Bart: Kill me now.
Nelson: HA HA!
Me: ThatOneSussyBaka030 dared you to do it.
Bart: Who?
Me: never mind.
Bart: is he from among us?
Me: IDK.
Me: Just kiss nelson!
Bart: Ugh fine.
Homer: *covers eyes* WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
Marge: homer, stop being homophobic.
Homer: Why, Marge?
Marge: It's disrespectful.
Homer: Fine.
Marge: thank you, Homie.
Homer: Your welcome.
Bart: Look! Im kissing nelson, like a gay guy. *kisses Nelson*
Nelson: ...
Nelson: 😊
Bart: yuck why tf did i do that????
Homer: I saw that! Hjsjbshdilksmsjs
Me: What TF was that, Homer?
Homer: IDK. djsksjdmldpd
Marge: ....
Me: (Homer's in shock or something...)
Bart: jdidsknsdkifdodksd
Lisa: ????
Me: (Bart's like, why did i do that for? fricking dare!)
Me: Ok that is the end.
Nelson: can i go home now?
Me: yea
Nelson: smell you later!
*nelson poofs away with a POP!*
Me: the end.
Bart: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID I DO THAT?????
Me: cuz a dare
Bart: UGHHHHHHHHHH F*CK
Marge: bart lanaguage!
Bart: well dad swears
Homer: i do NOT!
Marge: yes you do
Homer: D'OH!
Me: THE END!
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The Simpsons: Ask or Dare (DISCONTINUED)
General FictionI got caught up in the ask or dare thing, too! Ask each character a question or dare them to do something. Don't be mean to the charcters. *Eric Simpson does not belong to me. belongs to Simpsin (on DeviantArt).
