My Little Cats Don't Dance

Chapter 5

As Dusk Shine looked at the script he was given, he frowned, and said "Meow? Is that all? W-Where's the rest?" "You're looking at it." Twilight Sparkle said bluntly. "But, I thought this was a musical?" Dusk Shine said. "We're supposed to sing and dance, aren't we?" Matilda and Cranky Doodle Donkey rolled their eyes as Matilda said "Oh for the love of Celestia!" "Listen, tiger." Twilight Sparkle said as she chuckled a little. "This town has rules, and around here, cays say meow." "Oh, but that's so old hat!" Dusk Shine said. "I'm sure no pony or creature would mind if I jazzed this up a bit." Twilight Sparkle shrugged, and said "All right. Learn it the hard way." Dusk Shine cleared his throat, and said in a sopisticated tone "Meow." He switched to a southern accent as he said "Meow! Boy howdy, meow!" He then switched to a gangster voice as he said "Meow, see? Yeah, that's it. Meow, meow." Twilight Sparkle just stared in embarrassment as the bell rung, telling them it's time to start. Then, a spirit of chaos who is a male version of Eris named Discord said "Quiet on the set, please!" He sniffed, and said "Quiet! Miss Cozy Glow is ready to begin! Lights!" Some ponies turned on the lights as Discord said "Camera!" The pony cameraman turned the movie camera on as Discord said "Action! Cue Big Mac!"

The earth pony named Big Mac then managed to squeeze his head in the cardboard for the studio logo, and some stagehoof ponies fixed him up to look like an elephant as they said "Ear! Ear!" Another stagehoof pony then whispered out "The mane, the mane! Fix the mane!" The stagehoof pony fixed it as he said "Oop. Sorry." Then, Big Mac made the elephant noise, and the camera moved to the pink curtain with the words Little Pony Ark Angel written in gold on it. Then, it pulled away to reveal a blue transparent curtain, and that curtain moved away as well to reveal a purple transparent curtain. Then, that curtain moved away to reveal Cozy Glow dressed in a pink tutu, and hanging from a rope, and holding an umbrella. As she was being lowered down while the spotlight shined on her, she started singing about how the ponies were so bad that the pony lord made the rain come down, and he washed away the cities and towns as the ponies drowned. Then, the shadow of hooves shined on as they waved while Cozy Glow landed on the stage. Then, she sang about how it was different for the animals, though some of them drowned too. Then, she sang about how the animals didn't know what to do, and she built a boat as cute as it can be as the lights came on the boat, and the ponies and creatures.

Then, Cozy Glow then sang about how she put all the animals two by two in the boat on the sea. One pair of ponies said "Moo. Moo." One pair of changelings said "Oink. Oink." One pair of hippogriffs said "Tweet-tweet. Tweet-tweet." One pair of yaks said "Bow-wow. Bow-wow." Twilight Sparkle said "Meow." Then, Dusk Shine started going overboard, and in a singsong voice, he said "Mee-ow!" A changeling dressed in a lion wearing a blue sailor suit uniform said "Roar." Cozy Glow tried to sing some more, but Dusk Shine interrupted her as he kept meowing in a singsong voice. Then, the music stopped as they all looked at him funny, and in a confused tone, he said "Meow?" Furious beyond belief, Cozy Glow said "CUT! CUT, CUT, CUT!" "Cut?" Discord asked feeling scared. "Oh! Uh, yes! Cut, cut!" Twilight Sparkle then ran down to Dusk Shine, and pulled him away from the spotlight as Cozy Glow grabbed the microphone, and said "LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!" Completely scared, Discord looked at pony in charge of the rope that Cozy Glow was tied to, and said "Lower Miss Cozy Glow! Lower her! Hurry, hurry! Lower Miss Cozy Glow!" The pony in charge of the rope was about to lower her down, but he crashed into another pony as they landed on the switch.

Cozy Glow screamed as she fell, and landed on the floor as Discord struggled to help her, and said "Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow! Here! No, no, I...ha, ha, ha!" Cranky Doodle Donkey laughed very hard as Thorax shivered in fear. Cozy Glow recovered as she growled in anger, and said "Discord...the title of this movie is Little Pony Ark Angel." Discord shivered in fear as Cozy Glow grabbed him by the tip of his goat beard, and said "ISN'T IT?!" "Yes, yes!" Discord said. "And who here is an angel?!" Cozy Glow asked. "Uh, hmm...!" Discord said feeling scared. When he didn't answer, Cozy Glow said "CAN YOU TELL ME WHO HERE IS AN ANGEL?!" "Why, you are, Cozy Glow!" Discord asked. "Sweetheart, celebrity, darling" Cozy Glow pulled his goat beard harder as he said "Angel?" "THAT'S RIGHT!" Cozy Glow said in an exploding tone. "I AM AN ANGEL! I...AM...AN...ADORABLE...LITTLE...ANGEL!!!!!!!!" Her pony secrataries rushed to calm her down as they said "Bonbons will make it better, Miss Cozy Glow! Hot fudge sundae, Miss Cozy Glow? Your choo-choo? Your Cozy Glow doll? Your duckie?" "I...HATE...ANIMALS!" Cozy Glow said exploding with rage. She then pointed at Dusk Shine as she said "ESPECIALLY CATS LIKE THAT ONE!"

Dusk Shine stumbled back in fright, and he accidently flipped the switch, making Cozy Glow fly around the air as she screamed, and said "Get me down from here! Discord!" "Oh, dear!" Discord said. "What a calamity!" Cozy Glow then started flying towards Discord and the crew as she screamed, and they ducked. Extremely furious, she took a deep breath, and said "TIREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, they heard giant hoofsteps as Thorax said "Oh no! We're doomed!" Pinkie Pie shivered in fright, and hid behind a yak actor as she said "Ooh! Hide me!" Dusk Shine looked around, and then, the door bursted opened as Lord Tirek stepped in and everypony and every creature screamed in terror. He stopped Cozy Glow from swinging around so much, and said "Yes, Miss Cozy Glow." Cozy Glow furiously breathed heavily as she glared at Dusk Shine. Then, she looked at Lord Tirek while pointing at Dusk Shine, and panting in an angry manner. Lord Tirek glared at Dusk Shine as he cracked his knuckles. Cranky Doodle Donkey looked at the pale Dusk Shine as he said "Been nice knowing you, pal." He and the other pony and creature actors and actresses moved out of the way, and Lord Tirek approached Dusk Shine. He grabbed him, and brought him up to his level, and said "How does the kitty go?" Dusk Shine gulped, and nervously said "Meow?" "Very good." Lord Triek said. Then, he dropped him, and he crash landed on the ground. He looked at Cozy Glow, and said "Will that be all, Miss Cozy Glow?" Cozy Glow calmed down as she said "For the moment. Thank you, Tirek." She patted his head, and he walked away.