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'god this is gonna be a shitshow'
i thought to myself as i looked around at the group of petty criminals shigaraki wrangled up from the street. apparently shigaraki found out that all might is teaching at u.a. and thought that he could kill him or something idk lmao. honestly i have a feeling that something is gonna go very wrong but i'll just pretend i do not see it because i really don't wanna deal with shiggy's bitchy attitude. gosh, the man is like 20 or something and he is so pressed about a 15 year old. true fan behavior🙄 smh my head.
"stupid shigacocky, wouldn't even let me eat my dino nuggets this morning" i mumbled under my breath as i kicked at the rocks on the ground. i continued to stare at the ground and mutter curses at shigaraki under my breath until his shoes came into my view.
"hey brat you know your mission, right?" i moved my focus from the ground to his red glare and rolled my eyes.
"yeah, yeah, i go in and fuck shit up and distract the gremlins so you can 'kill all might' or whatever" i replied, putting air quotes around kill all might.
"you're lucky i can't kill you, because if i could i would've dusted you a long time ago, you ungrateful bra-" what probably would've been a 10 minute rant about how much of a "brat" i am was quickly cut off as kurogiri gave him the signal and he pushed past me and made his way over to him.
i watched them talk for a few seconds until shigaraki took a few steps back and kurogiri opened the warp gate.
"well, time to beat up some children or whatever" i mumbled to myself as i stepped through the warp gate.
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once i stepped through the gate i took a minute to survey the area and noticed that shigaraki actually had managed to gather a pretty large group of villains. i felt a pang in my stomach when i remembered shiggy's wild card. there's no way shigaraki is going to actually kill all might....right? i shook my head, remembering that i'm literally in the middle of committing a fucking crime and focused back on my surroundings.
'eraser's here, shit.'
i watched as the raven haired hero jumped down and started fighting the low level villains and decided that i would just wander around and beat some kids or something. i put in my headphones and put on my favorite playlist, milf hunters, and smiled to myself when i heard the intro to a boy is a gun by tyler the creator.
"man, this is some bullshit!" i said to myself as i walked around some weird area that looked like a destroyed city. ugh i really don't want to be here right now.
