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"tell me why i'm here again?" i asked, squinting my eyes at the brightness of the room that i was currently sitting in.
"we want you to go to ua." the man with long black hair, eraser head, replied tiredly.
"i know i heard you the first time, but i thought you were joking" i played with my hands under the table and finally looked up to meet his sleepy gaze and cleared my throat.
"are you on drugs or something? like are you pro heroes secretly running some drug pedaling ring or because you have to be on drugs if you even think that i could go there!" i waved my hands around in the air to further accentuate my point.
"i mean, you know that technically i'm a murderer, right? i have killed people! heroes don't kill people eraser, even if they're bad guys!"
"it's either ua or prison haru, you can pick whatever you want, they just wanted to try out a new villain rehabilitation program and you're the perfect candidate" he said with the same monotone voice that he always speaks in.
i rolled my eyes at his statement and started to pick at the skin around my fingernails.
"you guys are fucking crazy" i sank down into the back of my chair and tapped my foot anxiously, cursing myself for getting put in this position.
'how did i even get here anyway?'
————————— "holy shit it's all might! i'll see you later blondie, i'm gonna go try to get an autograph"
i flew through the air using my quirk and quickly arrived at my desired location and surveyed the area. there stood shigaraki and the nomu he brought about to kill 3 kids. i let out a loud sigh and made my way over to kurogiri as we all watched all might make his dramatic entrance.
"so extra, and for what" i said under my breath as i tapped my foot, waiting for this to all be over.
it's not that i want all might dead, i'm just sick of hearing shigaraki bitch about him all the time. who knows, maybe if shiggy finally gets his way they'll let me go and i can build a small house in the woods and live out my cottegecore dreams.
i watched as all might swiftly took out all of the thugs in the area and grabbed the kids and eraser head, telling them to get to safety.
"no, no, no! it wasn't supposed to go this way!" i looked over at shigaraki and watched as he started to throw a bitch fit after he got hit by all might.
