𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 , 𝗌𝖺𝗉𝗇𝖺𝗉

041

I was still just chilling in nicks room and I was now able to hear everyone so he didn't have to keep repeating everything

George: what have you been doing all day? Like I have not heard a peep from you
Alisha: who me?
George: no the door
Alisha: I've just been in bed watching YouTube
Clay: who were you watching?
Alisha: tommy most of the time
Clay: wow, fake friend
Alisha: I know you posted a manhunt don't get your panties in a twist
Clay: what? WHAT? WHAT!
George: you got him there
Karl: LEAS POPPIN OFF
Alex: so mamacita tell me, have you done drugs before?
Alisha: uhhhh
Alex: be honest man
Alisha: the opposite of the opposite of yes
Karl: wait so the opposite of the opposite of yes?
Alisha: mhm
Alex: so the opposite of yes is no and then the opposite of no is yes
George: ALISHA ROSE MCKENZIE
Alisha: GEORGE HENRY DAVIDSON
Clay: PAHAHAA
Nick: no no backtrack, you've done DRUGS?
Alisha: yes
Alex: LETS GOOO WHICH ONE
Alisha: all of them
Karl: SHES STACKED
Nick: are you serious?

Nick looked at me with a very concerned face and I just laughed and shook my head no

Nick: oh my god
Karl: THIS IS NOW A Q AND A FOR ALISHA ROSE
Alisha: I feel famous
Clay: yes you and nikis show really went viral
Alisha: yes yes of course
George: everyone in this call gets to ask her one question and she has to answer honestly orrr what's the consequence
Clay: hmm
Alex: if she doesn't wanna answer I question she has to bite down on a lemon
Alisha: oh no that's so harddd

It really isn't but I can act. I told them I would go and get a lemon. I grabbed a lemon and cut it up into bite sized pieces, and then put it onto a bowl, before going back upstairs

Nick: we have all decided that once we ask you, we are gonna add other people to ask you
Alisha: okay how many
Clay: how about we each get to add one person of choice
Alisha: perfect, I have lots of lemon pieces
Alex: no don't be sad man
Alisha: I won't, I won't
George: does Alisha get exposed within the next five minutes
Clay: wait to find out
Karl: I have one! What was the last thing you searched up on your phone
Alisha: I was shopping
Karl: do we have proof

I opened my phone and showed nick

Nick: nope it's true
Karl: awww I thought we were gonna get something out of thattt
George: oh I have one! Have you ever had a crush on a friends boyfriend?
Alisha: no, but- never mind
Clay: but? Please continue
Alisha: *laugh* one of them liked me
Alex: TEAAA! What happened?
Alisha: I don't remember because well she just stopped talking to me but I don't care she was a bitch anyways
George: OHHHH GO LEA
Alisha: from what I remember she overheard her boyfriend telling one of his friends that he liked me or something I don't know, but poor guy
Karl: LETS GOOO JUICY QUESTIONS
karl : Lea can we PLEASE ask two each?
Alisha: what? Everyone gets two?
Nick: no just us, people getting added to the call get one
Alisha: okay yeah fine
Karl: LETS GOO
Nick: who is your celebrity crush
Alisha: this is a tough one, hmmm
Nick: HUH
Alisha: AHAH I'm just kidding you're my celebrity crush dummy
Alex: NOOO HE ISNT A CELEBRITY SOMEONE ELSE
Alisha: hmm I really don't know, no one comes to the top of my head
Karl: does that count as a lemon
Clay: I think it does
Alisha: bruhhh
Alex: Sapnap you need to be our eyes
Nick: no I can see, she's definitely doing it
Alisha: Okay that was much more sour then expected *cough cough coughhh*
Clay: I have a super good one! What were your first impressions of all of us
Karl: OOOH YEAH
Alisha: okay um dream I thought you were super tall, George, stan you for clear skin, like literally. Karl you had great style. Big q uhh chaotic but funny and my first impression of Sapnap was hmm he was super welcoming
Karl: okay so none of them were bad
Alisha: yeah! I don't judge a book by its cover, until I do

We all burst out into laughter while I took a sip of water

Alex: who was the last person you texted and what was it
Alisha: last person I texted was tommy and the last thing I texted him was "ugh fine"
George: what was the context to that?
Alisha: he wanted to get out of bed to go on the smp
Karl: okay has everyone done one question?
Clay: this is fun
Alisha: yeah for you
Alex: who is one person you pretend to like but you don't
Alisha: well cheers boys
Clay: OH GOD
Alex: HOLY SHIT LEA
George: is it one of us?!
Alisha: *cough cough* no no, it's no one on the smp
Nick: that's fine then!
Alisha: mhm, I feel sick blaaah
Clay: pog through the pain lea
Alisha: I'm pogging through the pain
Clay: what was the last song you listened to?
Alisha: I think I know, but let me check

I went onto Spotify and looked at the last song that was being played. I started laughing

Nick: what's so funny?

I turned my phone around to show him and laughed along with me

Alex: SOOO
Alisha: uhhh I don't know if I wanna say it
Clay: no don't be sad
Alisha: georgenotfound onlyfans
George: ALISHA WHAT THE HELL
Karl: HAHAHAHHEHAHH NO WAY
Alisha: people were talking about it, so I decided to give it a listen
Clay: PAHHAAAAA I WAS NOT EXPECTAHAHAHAHAHA
Nick: me neither but it's a great song!
George: no it really isn't. What would you say is your worst habit?
Alisha: hmm the one that comes to my head first is probably biting my nails
Clay: okay glad we agree on something
Nick: chat we have to like slap her hands away from her mouth at least forty times a day
Alisha: shut up
Alex: WE ARE GETTING TOXICCC
Nick: okay what is something you hope your parents never find out?
Alisha: let me think hmmm...I don't think I can say this on stream
George: no you can tell us
Karl: yeah cmonnn tell usss
Alisha: the one time I nearly emphasise on nearly got arrested but-
Alex: YOU NEARLY GOT ARRESTED?! PLEASE EXPLAIN
Alisha: no I don't think I will
Clay: you can't say you've nearly been arrested and then say that you won't tell us how
Alisha: it was literally because they thought I was someone else
Karl: HUH
Alisha: the frickin police thought I was the person who they needed to arrest
George: HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE
Alisha: because they're dumb like you George
Alex: JESUS CHRIST LEAS POPPING OFF
Nick: Jesus Christ lea
Alisha: sorry I feel snappy
Clay: no you're POPPIN off
Alisha: thank you, thank you
Karl: last question from us, have you ever sent the wrong text to someone and if you have tell us who it was to, what you sent and who it was meant for
Alisha: pfft okay. This was actually like when I was 15 or 16
Karl: OOF YOUNG
Alisha: yeah so I was texting my friend about this one person and then I accidentally sent a message about that person to that person when it was meant for my friend
George: was the message bad?
Alisha: ehh
Karl: why am I scared
Nick: I am too
Alex: goddamit I wanted to expose Alisha
Alisha: fuck off alex
Clay: OHHHH
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK
nick: okay kids calm down
Alisha: wha- okay
Clay: Karl add Schlatt
Karl: okay
Alisha: oh nooo not him
Alex: KARMA BITCH
Alisha: do you wanna go quackity?
Alex: MAYBE I DO
Alisha: yeah no it's fine I'm good
Clay: you're giving up so easily!
Alisha: no i don't wanna embarrass him
Alex: WHAT
Schlatt: why the fuck am I here
Clay: Schlatt you get to ask lea one question and if she doesn't wanna answer she has to eat a lemon
Schlatt: *queue maniacal laughter* okay okay let me think..I'm gonna be nice to you Alisha
Alisha: oh thank you Schlatt
Schlatt: hehe how many relationships have you been in
Alisha: and you fuck it up
Clay: PAHAHAAA
Karl: HEHBSHE YEAH LEA

I took a bite of a lemon and started coughing. Nick patted my back to calm me down, while I could hear everyone laughing

Schlatt: I knew you weren't gonna answer it, so I set you up
Alisha: *cough* I hate you Schlatt
Schlatt: glad we feel the same way
Alisha: blaaah I hated that

Schlatt left the call and I was so glad

George: I have a great person for you to add Karl!
Karl: who?
George: wilbur
Alisha: him I can handle, thank you George

They did some small talk while I was still getting my senses back. I saw nick tap a keybind and then he turned to me. He put his arms out and did grabby hands

Alisha: what's wrong
Nick: cuddles