The following is very weird and intended to be stupid comedy thank you. Pears.
Sonic: After all this time. I finally found it. It's too bad Shadow destroyed the video before it could go completely viral. Just post it. And there.
Shadow: Oh Faker. I'm sure you were expecting me.
Sonic: Oh shoot.
Shadow: CHAOS-
Sonic: Gotta go!
Sonic spindashes into the wall and tries to break out.
GUN: Intruder alert intruder alert. Wait never mind it's only Shadow.
Sonic: We're completely different!
Sonic runs out of the base where Shadow teleported and surprised attacked him.
Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL
Shadow teleports Sonic into a fancy shmancy house.
Sonic: Did Shadow teleport me here? Why? This looks like a perfect place to nap.
Sonic lies down on a bed he was next to.
???: Oh my gosh. Mister Sonic.
Sonic: Huh?
Sonic sits up and feels something in his hand. He grabs it and looks at it. It was a Sonic doll.
Sonic: So this person is a fan. Nice to know. Um sorry for laying on your bed. Ms...
Elise: Elise.
Sonic: Ah. Hi wait... Elise?
Elise: Oh Mr. Sonic.
Then Sonic saw it in front of him. Ms. Cheeto Legs with her red hair and cheeto looking legs. And wow does her legs look like cheetos. Try saying that 5 times fast.
Sonic: AH!!!! IT'S CHEETO LADY!!!!!! AKA THE BIGGEST SONIC FAN KNOWN TO HAVE AN ENTIRE ROOM WORSHIPING HIM!!!!!!!
Elise: You guessed it. Come give me a kiss.
Sonic: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sonic runs to the door and starts banging and spindashing it.
Sonic: HELP!!!!!!
Shadow from the other side of the door: Sayonara Faker.
Sonic: SHADOW!!!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!! TIME TO GO FULL POWER!!!!!! CHILI DOG FORCE ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic starts charging up getting ready for a attack that is 100000000000000X more powerful than Archie Sonic could ever be.
We now interrupt this program to bring you a clip from a random story
Tails: I made my specialty.
Melody: My favorite.
Tails got the pan and put it on the table and made everyone but Cream and Melody shocked.
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Shadow Whisper and Zero: What the heck.
Gadget: Wow. Tails what do you call this?
Tails: ... Good question. I actually don't know.
Everyone but Tails Cream and Melody in head: I'm worried.
Everyone watched as Tails Cream and Melody ate and maybe barfing sounds.
Cream: What's wrong? Aren't you gonna eat?
We now return to our program
Sonic: CHILI DOG POWER!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic's butt starting farting activating the ultimate boost then charging into the door which crashed into Shadow.
Sonic: SHADOW!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Nice to know you survived. DIE!!!!!!
Sonic in head: Hope Cheeto Lady is blind.
Sonic in a deep voice: I'm Shadow. This is the faker.
Sonic throws Shadow at Cheeto Lady.
Cheeto Lady: This isn't Sonic. YOURE SONIC!!!!!!
Sonic: Crap she isn't Amy.
Cheeto Lady: COME HERE!!!!!! GIVE ME A KISS!!!!!!
Sonic: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Shadow: Go on Sonic. Kiss your maiden. Chaos Control
Shadow teleported Sonic in front of Cheeto Lady. Sonic got scared and tried to run away. But Shadow stopped him.
Sonic: IN WHAT WAY IS SHE A MAIDEN!!!!!????
Sonic kept running away but Shadow kept chaos controling him.
Shadow: Next time think twice when you release one of the most special songs to me to the internet.
Sonic: Shadow. I didn't know.
Shadow: It's always been to me.
Sonic: Let's cry it out.
They both started crying then Sonic grabbed Shadow's emerald.
Sonic: Chaos Control Faker.
Sonic teleported away.
Shadow: SONIC!!!!!!!!!! GRRRR! Hey Cheeto Lady was it.
Cheeto Lady: Elise.
Shadow: How would you like a first class trip to Sonic's house?
Cheeto Lady: YES!!!!
Shadow teleports Cheeto Lady to Sonic's house. Bringing more adventure and disgusting stupid stuff to the story.
The End
Few hours later
Sonic: Why are you following me again?
Amy: What do you think?
Sonic: Ya whatever. If you're following me you want dinner at my place?
Amy: Are you asking me out?
Sonic: Tails is coming over about half a hour.
Amy: I'll take what I get.
Sonic opens the door scared when he saw Cheeto Lady on his couch.
Cheeto Lady: Hi Sonikku.
Sonic: Oh no.
Amy: SONIC!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Amy. It's not what it looks like.
Amy: YOU A-
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