Sonic crashed into the gate followed by Tails and Shadow.
Sonic: That was fun. And that view!
Shadow: It was certainly something...
Tails: Ugh... How is an alien from a far away planet who's never been in a plane let alone a plane that's currently stuck in a tornado surrounded by waves of waves of water that the only reason we only survived was because of my apparently good at piloting a plane skills and Shadow's chaos explosion thing ok with this?
Sonic: Well something about literally becoming a laser and becoming a literal explosion kinda eases everything.
Shadow: I hear that.
Eggman: Ohohohohohohoho! Welcome Shadow. Tails. Blue hedgehog.
Sonic: It's Sonic Egghead.
Eggman: It's Robotnik Blue Hedgehog.
Tails: No. His name is Baldy Mcnosehair.
Sonic: Oh ok. I'll call him that then.
Eggman: Shadow! They're bullying me!
Shadow: Like I care.
Eggman: Oh but you should care.
Shadow: Why?
Eggman: BECAUSE I HAVE SCARE GAS!!!!! *presses button*
Everyone but Egghead: What?
*doors close*
Shadow; Dang it Sonic! You're faster than light but you couldn't escape!?
Sonic; And you can teleport and have rocket shoes!
Gas: *fills in the room*
Shadow: CHAOS shoes!
Tails in head: Am I the only one who's not breathing the gas?
Shadow and Sonic: *pass out*
Tails: That's a yes. Oh shoo- *passes out*
Eggman: Wow. What idiots.
Gas: *leaks out*
Eggman: *passes out*
Later
Sonic woke up in a dark room.
Sonic: Where am I? What's going on?
Spider Man: Hey Sonic.
Sonic: That voice? Could it be? PETER PARKER!!!!!?????
Sonic turned around. AND THERE HE WAS. It was... PETER PARKER IN HIS IRON SPIDER SUIT!!!!!!
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spider Man: What's wrong? Are you ok?
Sonic: NO. NO. NO. GET AWAY FROM ME. DIE DIE DIE. GO AWAY. GO.
Spider Man: What's wrong? I just want to help you.
Sonic: YOURE NOT PETER. YOURE NOT SPIDER MAN. YOURE JUST IRON MAN 2.0.
Spider Man: Wow. Thanks for the compliment.
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Random One Shots
FanfictionThis will have random one shot stories like the title says. Some will be connected to a random story or not.