Previously on WandaVison Breaking the Fourth WallShadow: I don't what I'm doing. One moment im myself. The next I'm talking about my friends butt. Then I'm MARRIED?
Silver: I have a daddy. I have a mommy. I have a stalker. Things are nice... Except for the fact they dont acknowledge me as their son.
Tikal: Do you know da way?
Zero: WE SHAN BUILD A WALL!!!! TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THE WATER FROM HELL!!!!!!
Sonic: We didn't want to discourage him. Cause he was responsible for that Infinite event. Ever since then he's been in crippling depression
Flashback
Sonic; Yo... Zero?
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Zero: 🎵Terrified Waiting. All on my own. Inside the darkened room🎵
🎵People surround me. Then they all fall. As it leans to my doom🎵
🎵Then I remember-🎵 Oh Sonic! Hi. Nice to see you... How long have you been standing there?
Sonic: Why are you in an alley?
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Sonic: So naturally we did all we could to support him.
Everyone: Woooo..../Go Zero/Hope it's a nice wall.../You suck!
Zero wiped his tear away.
Zero: Thank you.
1 day after wall is built
Chaos: *appears out of nowhere* Roar.
Chaos attempts to destroy the town but is stopped by a wall.
Everyone: ...
Tails: Who's up for some rabbit?
Cream: Want to be a little girls toy?
Tangle: Were just in a party. Celebrating the wall. I see Whisper flirt with Zero. He completely ignores her. Saw the others having fun. Then that Zee guy who we haven't seen in more than a month randomly punches the wall.
Zee: Hello peoples. Shadow. I have your child Luna the Hedgehog.
Luna: Who are these people!?
Shadow: Luna! My only child!
Silver: But-
Luna: I don't know who you people are! And my name is Wanda... Wjy am I a hedgehog!?
Amy: I'm a fricking fortune teller. I see she's our fricking future child.
Luna: My dad is Agent Stone. Or Infinity Stone if you want his full name. And my mom's name is Tesseract. Or Memphis Tennessees is her full name.
Sonic: Can you tell me my fortune? I bet it's full of roses.
Amy: In the next 10 seconds you'll get hit.
Sonic: Hit with-
Zee: Shut up Sonic.
Zee punches Sonic.
This time on WandaVision Previously
Zee: What up. Just here to bring these new characters.
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Random One Shots
FanfictionThis will have random one shot stories like the title says. Some will be connected to a random story or not.