If you didn't notice I was bored.
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Sonic goes to the fridge and opens it up.
Sonic: Hey Knuckles is there anything to drink?
Knuckles: Yeah. In the fridge.
Tails: Hey Sonic can you get me some malk?
Sonic: They don't have any malk but I can get you some milk.
Knuckles: That's what he said.
Tails: Yeah I just want some malk.
Sonic: No. *closes fridge* you're saying it wrong. You're saying MALK like it's a disease.
Knuckles: Hehe. How do YOU say it?
Sonic: I'm saying it like everyone oughta say it. Milk. M-i-l-k.
Knuckles: Right. Like 2%.
Tails: Yeah. LIke whole Malk.
Sonic: No no no no. Say milkshake.
Tails: Milkshake.
Sonic: Ok. Now say milk.
Tails: Malk.
Sonic: Are you hearing this?
Knuckles: Yeah. The man wants a glass of mulk.
Sonic: Mulk?
Knuckles: GIVE HIM THE MULK SONIC!!!
Shadow: Knuckles. Inside voices please.
Knuckles: Sorry dad. My white friends.
Shadow leaves the room.
Tails: SONIC!!!! POUR ME!!!!! A GLASS!!!!! OF MALK!!!
Sonic: Why are you yelling at me!?
Knuckles: JUST GIVE HIM THE FRICKING MULK!!!!
Sonic: YOU GUYS ARENT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!!
Tails: WERE ALL SAYING MALK SONIC!!!!!!!
Sonic: NO YOURE SAYING MALK!!! YOURE SAYING-
Knuckles: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: ALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: SHUT UP!!!!! *gets gun and points at himself* SHUT UP!!!!!!
Tails and Knuckles: *gets their own gun and points at him*
Knuckles: Better put it down!
Tails: Don't do it Sonic!
Sonic: YOURE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF!!!!??? THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!
Knuckles and Tails: *Points guns at their heads*
Knuckles: SONIC PUT IT DOWN MAN!!!!
Tails: PUT THE FRICKING GUN DOWN!!!!
Sonic: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!!!!!
Knuckles: SONIC PUT IT DOWN OR WERE GONNA DO IT!!!!!!
Sonic: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!! OVER THIS!!!!!!!
Tails: YOURE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!
Sonic: PUT THE GUNS DOWN!!!!!
Tails: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Sonic: And then we pull the trigger. All of us.
Me: No. We are not filming something like that.
Sonic: Why not?
Me: It's so... Dark! I don't know. Also I heard Tails was too busy to work recently.
Meanwhile
Tails: Ok Blaze. Let's see how it feels for you to be in an oven
Blaze: Just don't cook me.
Tails: Hehe. No promises.
Blaze: Wha- *oven door closes*
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