You decided to put on the stretchiest pair of briefs you owned because you new that anything else wouldn't last 20 minutes with your bullies. And since you usually avoid the bus, it took you 30 minutes to get to school. When you arrive you see that there are 3 different groups waiting near the entrance of the school. All of which enjoy humiliating you in ways that have practically become routine. Knowing you're screwed no matter who you pick, you decide to take a moment to weight your options:
1) The school bullies that like to humiliate you in public
2) The cool kids that make you do all of their homework while they wedgie you in the library
3) The jocks that never seem to take a shower and force you into the locker room
