You decided that cleaning the house in a shoulder wedgie couldn't have been as bad as he made it sound like, so you decided to give it a shot. This was a terrible mistake because as your stepdad was reaching for your underwear, you remembered that you weren't just wearing a pair of boxers, but your least stretchiest pair. This proved to be a problem because your stepdad struggled to give you the shoulder wedgie. After a couple minutes of yanking, he finally got your undies over your shoulders by crushing your privates.
You spent the next 3 hours cleaning the entire house and after you were finally done. And since you had to move around a lot your privates became really numb. This proved to be a problem because you accidentally answered the door while wearing nothing but a shoulder wedgie that did nothing to hide the imagination ( took about 10 seconds of seeing the mailman's face for you to realized this). And you immediately pull the mailman inside your hailer and beg him not to tell anyone about this. The mailman, amused by what he was hearing, gives you two options:
1) let him take a couple of pictures (no face showing) and let him post it online
2) go with him on the rest of his route as his personal slave ( while still wearing the wedgie)
