AI- Rimmer and Lister's argument over socks turns into something more.

The bunkroom - you are Rimmer

You go back to your room where you begin to play some music...

"What the fuck is that?"

You see a stinky sock that belongs to Lister.
You turn off the radio and put your head against the wall for comfort. It's just one of those socks that smells so bad it makes you want to vomit.

Lister walks in and sees you look unhappy.
As you're sitting in the corner moping, you hear the door open and turn your attention to it.
Lister walks in and sees you.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

"It's your socks" you reply "they're revolting"
"Yeah, so?" he asks.
"You know they're revolting" you reply.
He walks over and sits next to you.
"Stop being such a girl" he says.

"Oi smeghead" you say to him.
"What?" he says with a confused face.
"You're wearing revolting smelly socks with sandals" you say.
He thinks about it for a second and then smiles.

You lister liked when you get angry.
"See you later, socks" he says as he closes the door in your face.
You just sigh and go back to moping in the corner.

You sigh because you are having feelings for Lister.
No sooner has the door closed when you hear a loud "Hello!"
You turn around to see the Stinky Socks himself with his legs wide open in front of him. He looks drunk.

You gasp and shield your eyes as you see he is only in his underwear.
"Have we met before?" you ask as you shield your eyes.
"I don't think so. I don't think anyone would forget the Stinky Socks" he replies while putting his pants on.

You approach Lister with your heart pounding.
"Are you OK?" he asks.
"Uh yeah" you reply "just taken by surprise is all".
"Sorry about that. I'm a bit of a jokester when I've been drinking"

You say "you look sweet when you're drunk" oh god did you just say that!?
He smiles and looks down a bit.
"Thanks" he says blushing "I'm glad you think so"
He looks up and smiles, you both go to the door where he stops.

He turns around and plants a kiss on your lips.
As your lips touch, an electric shock runs through your whole body. Your whole body tenses up and you feel like you're floating a few inches from the ground. The feeling subsides and you can move your head again.
"See you later"

"No don't leave!" You say to Lister. Lister decides to stay.
He looks at you for a second and then back out the window.
"I'm not going anywhere" he says.
You feel like you could cry and decide to sit in bed and try to sleep off the rest of today.
"Why did that happen?"

You the next morning you wake up to hear creaking in the bed above you.

You your bunkmate Lister is masturbating again.
"Lister!" you shout and cover your head with a pillow.
"WHAT!? I'm not doing anything!" he shouts while completely covering himself.

You "Stop masturbating with me in the room! I'm sick of it!" You shout. However you secretly wish the opposite.

Lister stops for a second and then throws a pillow at you.
"What!? You have a problem with that!?!" he screams.

"Actually no" you admit awkwardly.
"What are you talking about?"
"Well... I actually like it when you do that" you admit slyly.

"You what!?"

"I like when you masturbate in front of me" you admit to Lister. "Thanks" he says. He blushes and starts to get an erection.
"Well, I'm not going to lie, it kind of turns me on too..."
"You're going to hell Lister."
"Hell fuckin' yes!" he laughs "Thanks man"

Lister returns to his top bunk and starts to masturbate again.
Later that night, you get another shock when you wake up again to the sound of a guy clearly having sex in the room above you.
You look over and see Lister once again uncovered and wanking away.