having my number in your phone really takes you for a ride.
@0208Hannah , who is my bestie IRL, is the recipient of 90% of these texts, and I just want to say,I'm so very sorry.
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-"it's what you do when you get off a bad Harry Potter fanfiction"
-"do you think it's bad i can't look at myself in the mirror without laughing"
-"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!"
-"That's a new kind of trauma
Stealing someone's socks?"-"can i offer you a flower in these trying times"
-" "boundary line" threw me"
-"THE GHOST OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON HAS POSSESSED ME, HE NOW CONTROLS MY EVERY MOVE"
-"that requires effort.
and it's cold outside"-"i ain't scared of pin
*pain
i am scared of pin"-"guess who just burned herself again"
-"So i found a pokémon"
-"I've listened to three hours of people talking about crime"
-"IF YOU SEND ME MOMO I SWEAR"
-"i physically cannot take a good selfie"
-"but idc, because my love runs deep for frypan"
-"then we argued abt Bill Nye,"
-"The church group chat gives me so much anxiety"
-"I actually had to talk to people"
-"I headbanged, and my headphones fell straight on the floor"
-" *facepalms x100* "
-"I got the prince, now I want to chuck the prince off the tower"
-"I need to make t-shirts that say "sucks to suck"
-"I was told I'd still be beautiful even if I turned into a chicken nugget"
-"We were playing Minecraft together, as one does,"
-"LEMME GO PUT UP REGGIE"
-"Are crop top sleeves supposed to look like this?
I've never had one before, I wouldn't know"-"am i supposed to be able to hear my organs"
+My friend's responses:
-"THE GOVERNMENT MADE YOU INTO A ROBOT
OBVIOUSLY"
-"I do all the time, is that not supposed to happen?"-"Also yes that is a Spongebob towel"
-"I don't have sticks for arms, I am The Rock"
-"Yes you're a gof"
-"I would never stoop so low as to steal a meme"
-"the definition of insanity is knowing 4 different remixes of that coffin dance song by heart"
-"if you put enough salt on anything, it to can become steamed broccoli"
-"even satan fears soggy chips"
uhhh, yea. i say some WILD things, and this is a compilation of 6 months worth of texts or random things i have in my notes that i said and wrote down bc i thought it was so weird
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