hi
Lucifer:
"The God complex hitting different today, not gonna lie."
Mammon:
"Give it to me. Give it. to me. NOW- 😾👊🏻"
Levi:
*talking about anime*
"Yes it's an anime about a farm. A kid farm." (iykyk)
Satan:
"At least I'm reading when I read fanfiction."
Asmo:
"Es hora de chupar 👺" (TRANSLATE IT NOW ABSLJKAHA)
Beel:
"NO STOP IM SCARED- ooh pizza."
Belphie:
(this one needs some explaining lol; outside of the place I work there's a rundown building called Karen's Quilts, we're waiting for the original owners to clean it out to extend our building.)
*half asleep*
"Did Karen move her quilts yet?"
Diavolo:
"I'm only half gay, gay means happy and it means liking the same gender, and I'm not happy."
Solomon:
someone: "where did my Doritos go? 😧😧"
eating them: "they disappeared. magic lol"
Simeon:
"I'm only on my knees for Jesus and Hisoka."
Luke:
"at least that chihuahua doesn't look like it's on 1% 🧍🏻♀️"
Barbatos:
"I will actually tie you up and beat your ass if you talk to me like that again"
k bye 🏃🏻♀️ (did I forget someone I feel like I did🧍🏻♀️)
(Update: I did forget someone LMFAO)
