Keith/Bf Pov
Boop? Ska-dop doo? Bee ba boo bop bee skoo dop dee skoo,
"Ske-dee dop doo bop bee skoo dee bee doo!!" ska-boo dee dop.
Dop Bo beep bop skadoop dee dop bee boo?
Doo Dee dah boom bah!
Beep bo bop doo da skadoop!
Just kidding!
No, I don't actually talk like that, BUT I do sing like that. Y/N keeps saying it's annoying but who cares?
Anyways, I was having this awesome battle with GFs dad when all of a sudden he coughs and messes up! Haha, loser. It also meant we had to re-do the whole thing again because for some reason my opponents can't mess up, but I can! Un-fair!
(But also fair because every note I get correct means a more chance of me winning!)
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Me, Y/N, and GF were just chilling out a local hotspot near our town. Of course, we did it on a Friday night because why not.
"You should get the strawberry soda, it's amazing," Gf says
(Flashbacks from the Kardashian soda drama spoof)
"Mango soda is so much better," Y/n added. Gf only rolls her eyes.
"Well, what's your choice?— pick the strawberry soda" Gf whispers the last part.
"No mango!" Y/n says
"What would you like?" The waiter takes out his checklist
"Strawberry soda"
"Mango Soda"
The room was full of customers going in and out, buzzing like working bees in their beehives.
"Well, what's your choice, Keith?" Y/n asks
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CHOICE- (Every so often, you'll have a choice game. Pick one of them and follow the instructions)
What should Keith/BF Pick?
"Bee ba skoo da boop bee?" - Read the first part
"Orange soda please" - Read the second part
"Mango Soda please" - Read the third part
"Strawberry soda please" - Read the fourth part
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FIRST PART- "Bee ba skoo da boop bee?"
"Bee ba skoo da boop bee?"
"What?" the waiter asks
"Uh- Skoo da boop bee bop skadoop?"
"Uhm... Okay? So one Strawberry Soda, one Mango Soda, and a Coffee. Anything else?" the waiter smiled.
"Nope!" I say.
"What was that?" Gf asks
"What? I couldn't decide"
"But you didn't have to bring your horrible singing into this!" Y/n says
"Thats only your opinion on my singing," I scoff
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SECOND PART- "Orange soda please"
"Orange soda please"
"Okay, so one Strawberry Soda, one Mango Soda, and an Orange Soda. Anything else?" the waiter smiled.
"Nope!" I say.
"What was that?" Gf asks
"Strawberries are too sour and Mangos are just Mangos. Oranges are obviously the best choice," I said in a matter-of-fact tone
Y/n and Gf as just looked at me
"Your weird," Y/n deadpanned
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THIRD PART- "Mango Soda please"
"Mango Soda please"
"Okay, so one Strawberry Soda, and two Mango Sodas. Anything else?" the waiter smiled.
"Nope!" I say.
"WHAT!? I FEEL BETRAYED!!" Gf had already sprung crocodile tears out of her eyes.
"WAAAAAAA"
"Boo-hoo, so Keith didn't agree with you. So what? You like him or something?" Y/n snickered
"What?! Not in a million years!" She laughed
"You guys know I'm right here, right?" I say
"No-Duh!" Y/n laughs
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FOURTH PART- "Strawberry Soda please"
"Strawberry Soda please"
"Okay, so two Strawberry Sodas, and one Mango Soda. Anything else?" the waiter smiled.
"Nope!" I say.
"Wow." Y/n just stares into the distance
"Uhm. So..." Gf says awkwardly
"Ever wonder what orange-strawberry-mango soda tastes like?"
"Uh—You okay?" I pat him on the back slowly
"No"
"I-"
"So is this what happens when we betray Y/n? We should do it more often to get more shower thoughts having said, KEITH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SIDING WITH ME!!" Gf bounces up and down
"Ha! Y/n loser!" She says in a mocking tone
"Um chile- anyways so" Y/n says.
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Friday night funkin (A self male reader insert)
FanfictionBook skedoop beep boo bop? you bouta catch these hands ---- (A Self reader insert) BFs real names ISINT Keith, I just like using it.
