Friday night funkin (A self male reader insert)

5.69: Baka emo members

WARNING: SWEARING, OOC SHIT CAUSE I CANT WRITE PERSONALITY 😍

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A bang was heard in  y/ns house.

Waking up, y/n looked around the room, confused. 

"Wait a shitment, the other room is the guest room. Oh shit wait, fuck I just remembered i live alone"

He slowly got up, and creeped to his front door. Grabbing a baseball bat, he opened the door and swung at whatever he could. Fortunatly, it was just his friends who somehow got his keys to the front door and slam the door too hard.

"Bitch who the fuck you swinging that bat at? Gravity? Your aim is nonexistant." Girlfriend said, laughing.

"Bruh, shut yo strawberry icecream cocomelon lookin like an apple a day keeps yo mf daddy away lookin ass" Y/n deadpanned.

"Anyways," Keith laughed, "We were thinking of getting more members"

"No one thought of that keith, you just dragged us along to make you not look stupid" Pico yawned. "Also, can we go home? Its three in the fucking morning. Why the fuck are we still here"

Y/n thought for a moment.

"Well, more members would be fine i guess, but where the heck are we gonna get them?" Y/n asked

"Good question!" Keith replied

"So, my answer is...."

"I have no idea"

"Keith, i am losing 5 braincells everytime i hear you speak. No offence." Carol rubbed her temples.

"What if we put up posters saying we need more members?" Girlfriend asked

"What is this? The hype house? What are they supposed to do? Renegade into our friend group?" Y/n mocked.

Whitty chuckled a bit.

They had sat down, as Pico covered himself with a blanket trying to sleep. Y/n had brought coke for everyone, and root beer for whitty.

"Well, what should we do?" Keith asked. "Team effort guys, team effort!"

"No, thanks." Whitty yawned, stretching.

"Theirs no I in team, bomb head"

"But their is a ME in team"

"Alright serious buisness now, what if we just made youtube videos and just made a friend group there?" Carol suggested

"Not bad, but how in the world will we get famous?" Y/n sighed.

"Well, I heared there were popular streamers out there. We could befriend them" (Im not sure if the guy in the mod im talking about is a streamer or not, but lets pretend he is)

"Sure, whatever" Y/n dozed off, sleeping on whittys shoulder

TBC since im lazy lmao.