Friday night funkin (A self male reader insert)

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19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

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Im so brocken 💔

Pico X Keith

Sum Incorrect quotes: 

Y/n: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. 

Keith: What

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Y/n: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Y/n: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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GF: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Keith: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Pico: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Y/n: edible

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Y/n, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Keith: You did WHAT–
Pico: William Snakepeare

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Pico: Hey Keith,
Keith: Yes?
Pico: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Keith:
Keith: Where's Y/n?

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Keith: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Y/n: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
GF: I got distracted about halfway through.
Pico: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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GF, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Y/n, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Pico, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Keith: What are you playing again?

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Keith: I'm an idiot.
Pico:
Y/n:
Gf:
Skid and Pump:
Keith:
Y/n: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Keith: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
GF: Nope, absolutely not.
Skid: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Pump: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Y/n: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Pico: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Y/n: Time for plan G.
GF: Don't you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Skid: What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Pump: What about plan E?
Y/n: I'm hoping not to use it. Keith dies in plan E.
Pico: I like plan E.

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Daddy dearest is just "dearest" in this

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Dearest: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Gf: ...I did. I broke it.
Dearest: No. No you didn't. Pico?
Pico: Don't look at me. Look at Keith.
Keith: What?! I didn't break it.
Pico: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Keith: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Pico: Suspicious.
Keith: No, it's not!
Y/n: If it matters, probably not, but Skid was the last one to use it.
Skid: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Y/n: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Skid: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Y/n!
GF: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dearest. 
Dearest: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Y/n: Dearest... Pico's been awfully quiet.
Pico: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dearest, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dearest: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dearest:
Dearest: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.