"Jesus!!! Say it with conviction!!!"
"If I put grapes into a time machine that goes to the future will the grapes become raisins?"
"If I slap you in the face what's the chance I have of not dying?"
"My body is a temple!!! SAY IT WITH CONVICTION PEOPLE!!"
"YEAH YEAH I'M THE MR. CLEAN GUY FROM CALIFORNIA BECAUSE PEOPLE THERE ARE NUTS AND THEY USE THE ERASERS TO TAPE MYSELFS TO WALLS AND EAT POPCORN WITH MY TOES!!"
" I drink a bottle of vinegar, you eat 11 worms. Deal?"
"Smashed bread is a tortilla! And since we are out of tortillas I am smashing bread for dinner!"
"If I put onion juice in my eyes will I get extra credit?"
"IT'S A BRITISH DUCK I SAY! BRITISH! IT SAID THE WORD QUE AND IT WASN'T PLAYING POOL!!!"
Background on this quote: My friends were arguing over who did something and we decided to have a mock court trial thingy and and I was the bailiff but that's unimportant . ANYWAY yeah- it was a bit hectic but very amusing.
Friend 1: "THIS BOY IS GUILTY! HE BROKE MY BOW BY USING AS A LADDER BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY NEEDED IT TO 'CAUSE HE'S SHORT!"
Friend 2: "BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW SO YOU DON'T NOT KNOW THAT I BROKE BOW"
Friend 1: "I- I guess. But I don't not know that you broke it because I DO KNOW!"
Friend 2: "BUT IF YOU DON'T NOT KNOW, THEN YOU DO KNOW! AND IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T NOT KNOW THEN YOU KNOW THAT I DID BREAK IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T NOT KNOW IT!"
Friends watching this: "Whaaaa-????"
---More arguments---
"SO! THE NUMBER R-"
''R IS NOT A NUMBER IT'S A LETTER YOU CRAZY!"
"IF R ISN'T A NUMBER THEN WHY IS IT IN MATH HUH?? JUST BECAUSE SOME CRAZY MATH LIKING PEOPLE DECIDED TO MAKE MATH EVEN MORE OF A TORTURE TO INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO NEVER DID ANYTHING TO THEM THE REST OF US HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE HARDSHIP OF R BEING. A. FREAKING. NUMBER!!!"
"whoops- wrong switch"
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RandomStupid things I think of or stuff I see on pinterest. Warning: Some of my thoughts are the stupidest things. Read at your own risk. SUMMER DID THE COVERRRR!
