The Swiss peoples must have been confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife. Or thier whole army was drunk the whole time- but StIll-
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille
My dog understands some human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. She is smarter than me.
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
When baking bread, you give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
(I wrote that down on a science test btw and the teacher thought it was funny enough that even though I got the answer wrong I still got half/credit:D)
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