JCVH = lazy way of me saying 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'
So here's screenshots of what I had an announcement say before I deleted it to rant about here, so that the spoilers are all in one place. I deleted it cause I wanted to organize spoilers and I forgot about another one I wanted to rant about.
This wasn't really an important part of the plot, I'd not think, but it was hella funny:
A large af group of atheists randomly parked on the side of the road, where Jesus was walking and minding his own business. First, the main two atheists that first exited the car, one of them said "Jesus, you may not know us because we don't talk to you. We're atheists" and then Jesus dropped his wood and had a dramatic reaction. Then way too many atheist peoples ran out of the Jeep car every 10 seconds to (try to) beat Jesus up but Jesus just Kung Fu-fricked them up and stuff.