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Impa's diary entry

Impa: Dear diary, today was a pretty weird day, Link and Revali got into a fight because they drank too many Noble Pursuits. It turned into a roasting battle and Link ultimately won

Earlier that day............

Link: Yo Revali, your so fat that Thanos had to snap twice in order to kill you

Revali: Oh yeah, well your so fat that you have more chins than a chinese phonebook

Link: Well your so fat, that you sat on a rainbow and and skittles popped out

Revali: Your so fat that when you go camping, bears hide their food

Zelda: Chill out you two

Mipha: Yeah this is getting outta hand

Impa: I think they drank too many Noble Pursuits

Urbosa: I agree with you there

Daruk: So how are we gonna calm them down?

Urbosa: We could give them milk and that may reverse the side affects

Zelda: I don't think that'll work, milk doesn't work on Alcohol

Mipha: I agree

Urbosa: Now that I think about it, let them keep going, 

Link: Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile

Revali: Your so fat that when you get on a scale, it said "One at a time please"

Impa: That's enough you two,  see you tomorrow

Present.....

Impa: Like I said, today was weird

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