Champions group chat

Daruk's Depression

Daruk: I have an announcement to make!

Zelda: What is it?

Daruk: I'm more depressed than a colorless duck

Revali: That was a horrible metaphor

Daruk: Wow

Link: Why are you depressed?

Daruk: I'm coming down with the Flu and I don't have money

Mipha: Dang, your at the bottom of a deep hole Daruk

Daruk: Yeah, I know I am

Revali: Do you want us to help or what?

Daruk: No, I don't expect you guys to help

Link: Why not

Daruk: Oh, because um

Urbosa: He's too depressed, he can't even finish his own sentence

Revali: Anyways, let's get on with our day

System: Daruk left the group chat

Zelda: Tough, I wonder why he left

Link: Probably because he doesn't want our help

Mipha: Yeah, maybe

Zelda: You guys wanna have a picnic sometime?

Link: Sure

Revali: Why not

Urbosa: I've got nothing better to do

Impa: I'm down

Zelda: Alright, see ya then

Impa: I gotta go, bye!

Zelda: Bye Impa, cya later!

Link: I'm looking forward to Easter, aren't you?

Zelda: I am

Revali: I mean, Easter isn't really that important of a holiday, is it?

Link: Well, I guess Revali doesn't enjoy Easter

Revali: No I'm not, people hunt for eggs, and birds lay eggs do they not? So, yeah

Link: I mean, I guess it makes sense

Zelda: Yeah

Mipha: I have to go, domain matters

Link: Cya later Mipha

Revali: Bye Mipha

Link: So, when's your wedding Revali?

Revali: Urbosa and I haven't planned that far ahead yet

Link: Ahh

Revali: Oh, I know what's going on here

Link: Karma

Revali: 😡😡😡

Link: Ha

Zelda: Alright guys, cya later

System: Group chat closed