Champions group chat

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Link: So, I am stuck inside because of the rain, that's all there is to talk about

Impa: Thanks Link for being boring as h**l

Mipha: Come on now, let's use our cleaner words

Zelda: I agree with Mipha for once, it's only one day

Revali: Ha, jokes on you, I can still fly around outside

Zelda: I'm putting you on house arrest, so you can't fly around or make fun of anyone who can't

Urbosa: I heard that this storm will go on for the rest of the week

Daruk: Oh god

Link: Oh no... I'LL BE STUCK INSIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mipha: It's not the end of the world Link

Link: I know......

Urbosa: In my opinion, we need this rain, we've been in a significant drought for a bit now, and the flowers will be watered and healthy.

Zelda: I agree

Revali: So, now that I'm on house arrest, are there still chicken wings?

Urbosa: Yes, they are your kind? Are they not?

Revali: Yes, but no, I just want to eat one right now... Ah screw it I'm getting one

Link: Technically, that is cannibalism, you're eating your feathery brethren

Revali: Well, if they are chicken wings, they must already be dead

Urbosa: True dat

Link: Well, I'm gonna go now, I've been more boring than entertaining

Zelda: Bye Link, cya whenever the rain stops

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