Revali: Hey, so what are you guys doing today?
Urbosa: Nothing really, I'm reciting the laws of Gerudo Town, it's just a bunch of blah blah blah except for the fact that voe are not allowed inside
Revali: Why is the rule that voe are not allowed inside not blah blah blah, and what is blah blah blah anyways
Link: Blah Blah Blah: used to refer to something which is boring or without meaningful content, there, you're google definition of the week
Revali: How nice of you, and we're starting a definition of the week?
Zelda: No, although it would be nice to have knowledge in a land filled with battle
Daruk: I kinda agree, but still, there has to be butkickery
Mipha: Why, there should be more healing and medicine involved than butkickery
Daruk: Well, I mean, when butkickery comes, then healing and medicine come after
Mipha: That is true
Link: Yeah
Mipha: Well anyways, Sidon started learning to climb waterfalls, he is doing really well, I am very proud
Revali: Yeah, but he is still short, last time I talked to him, it was to expose the current relationship between you and Link
Mipha: I still haven't gotten over that, I mean I've forgiven Sidon, but not you
Revali: Wow, I'm offended
Link: Stop being sarcastic
Revali: Shut the f- up Link, no-one was talking to you
Mipha: Language
Daruk: Well, I'm gonna go now
Zelda: Me too
Urbosa: Let's just let Link, Mipha, and Revali fight it out
Link: No, do not, I can't keep going on like this
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Champions group chat
NezařaditelnéIn the title. Your favorite lovable champions are back at it again. What's the worst that can happen? Featuring Revali, Mipha, Link, Urbosa, Daruk, and last but not least Zelda