The Day I Changed The World

Chapter 1: I should have just ate the damn cake

"I'm breaking up with you." Was the first thing I heard after sitting down with my boyfriend,Ronny, of 2 years.

I just sat there gapping like a retarded seal as Ronny, my suppose ex-, got up to leave the diner he had asked me to meet him at. Getting up to follow, him I had one question and I planned on getting an answer. He has a better chance at leaving a brothel without a boner then leaving me answer-less.

Reaching him, I grab him by the arm to stop him. "Why?" I ask so confused.

We were good, barely fight, always lovey- dovey. I was even planning on giving him my virginity, the dick. Narrowing my eyes at the thought, I look back up to see him shrugging.

"We just weren't working out. Plus, I met someone."

"Who is she?" If I know the bitch, I'm gonna break her legs. I know I'm acting like a crazy ex, but come on, I spent two years of my life with him just so he can pack up and break my heart after meeting some tramp.

"His name is Ryan and he goes to Ridgeway," Ronny said emphasizing the 'he'. "I wouldn't have fallen for him if it weren't for you."

Forgetting the shock that he said a guys name, I got highly offended when he said he turned gay because of me. It obviously wasn't me.Right?

"Are you saying it's my fault your gay?" I asked, flabbergasted.

I like that word. Flabbergasted.

Not the time, I snapped.

Right. Sorry.

Sighing, I saw Ronny nod. Than- wait, what?

"Yes," he said simply. To say I was shocked, would be an understatement. I mean, I know I'm not exactly beautiful, but I don't look like a guy. Do I?

To lost in the thought of what I would look like if I was a guy, I didn't realize that Ronny had put a twenty on the table.

"Look Mia, I have a date tonight with Ryan, so I'm gonna have to go. Later," he waved with a small smirk. Oh, so he thinks it's funny, huh?

Without thinking, I grab the chocolate cake that was on the table. My hand hesitated right before the cake could smash into his face. Should I really waste this cake?

Yes.

And there the cake went, right in to his shocked face. Huffing, I grabbed my coat, pocketed the twenty he left on the table- 'cause I'm just that awesome- and ran from the prying eyes of the diners customers.

I was only a few blocks from my house when I finally slowed to a walk. Leaning over to catch my breath, I felt my eyes prick with tears. Great, here come the waterworks.

The sobs racked my body like a hurricane. I gave up two years of my life with that man and he turned out gay. I can't believe I was so blind! The sobs stopped, but the tears kept rolling down my cheeks. Hormones and heart, I hate you. I started to walk again when a thought hit me making me stumble on my feet at the complete humor in it.

Holy shit, I almost gave my virginity to a gay guy, I thought.

The thought made me smile sadly. All the good ones are gay. Damn.

It was starting to get dark, so I looked at my phone and it said,8:54pm. Raising my eyebrows, I blew out a puff of breath. I didn't realize that it was that late!

"I guess that's what heartbreak does to you," I mumbled kicking a rock.

Just as I was about to turn onto my street, my stomach grumbled from not eating that cake earlier. Frowning, I realized some comfort food was in order for some damage control clean up, aka. Ice cream for my heart.

Turning to go through the ally by an old drug store, I began the oh- so frightening trip of getting to the convenience store two blocks over. The trek consisted of me jumping at every little sound and praying I didn't sneeze and alert any creeping pedo's looking for a little Mia to feast on.

Walking in the store I came face to face with the toughest decision I have ever had to make since the first grade talent show on whether or not to become a magician or just show people my awesome ability to suck noodles through my nose. Back to the problem at hand; chocolate or mint chocolate chip.

Shrugging I grabbed both bringing them to the check out. Some greasy, teen that looked like a freshman and could use a diet was behind the counter, but currently checking out my goodies. And no, I don't mean the ice cream.

Clearing my throat, I smiled tightly,"Hi."

Greasy sniffed leaning closer to me, putting me more on edge then I was before,"You smell like strawberries."

"That's wonderful. Now, could you check the items out, I really don't want to deal with people at the moment," I clipped.

Greasy looked a little shocked whistling lowly, and mumbled out,"PMSing."

"Just ring out the damn ice cream," I snapped. He backed up a little. Pussy.

After paying for my things, throwing one more glare at Greasy, I started my trek in the ally. But, what I saw instantly made my face pale and body to grow cold.

I should have just eaten the damn cake, I thought.