soudam oneshots 🪅

make me

"come over here and make me."

woah, lets rewind to see how we got to this point why don't we? if you're confused so the fuck am i.

wow a party? the perfect place to get drunk and do stuff you'll regret.

"kaazzzzz you just have to come to ibuki's birthday bash! i neeeedd you to be there!"

her voice played in kazuichi's head as he approached the building, he held his fist in front of the door prepared to knock. he paused for a second before knocking on the door. it swung open with a super excited ibuki.

"hi kaz! im so happy you came! everyones almost here, just sit in the living room for a second, theres drinks and food so please help yourself."

he thanked her and proceeded to the living room, the majority of his class had already arrived. he scouted out the room to see who was here. no current sign of sonia yet, which he wasn't the happiest with. however, tanaka hadn't arrived either, which he was extremely pleased with. the last thing he wanted was to be in the same room as him.

knock knock.

"hey sonia! everyones in the living room and don't worry chiaki is here."

kazuichi was overjoyed; he practically had to force himself to not jump around with happiness. sonia was his dream girl, ultimate princess, absolutely gorgeous, rich, and high class. she's everyones dream girl right? i mean these are the types of women his dad taught him he should aim for. however, he currently had a dilemma. he had been feeling super weird lately towards his rival: gundham tanaka. their little disputes recently felt super hurtful, and he felt awful when he would compliment his royal classmate and wish it was him he was complimenting instead. he thought he just wished his enemy finally accepted that he was the supreme one of the rivalry. thats all. knock knock. he was lost in a train of his own thought that he didnt even realise tanaka had entered the room.

"great" he muttered.

"okay guys that's everyone here, first things first lets get WASTED."

ibuki made this absolutely crazy cocktail thing that looked like nuclear waste, it was incredibly sour but kazuichi downed 6 glasses of the stuff in an hour.

an hour later, everyone had drank at least a few glasses of the different cocktails ibuki had made when she suggested a game of truth or dare. everyone agreed to play and sat in a circle. sonia sat next to chiaki and gundham on the other side of the circle to kaz. questions were asked and people did dumb stuff. kaz enjoyed laughing at everyone else being dumb or embarassed until it was his turn. 

"kaz truth or dare?" akane asked.

"dare im not a pussy like mr god here." he said as he gestured to tanaka, in which tanaka gave him a funny look.

"dare you to spin the bottle and kiss whoever it lands on."

"bet" he was internally screaming, he just had to pray it landed on sonia.

it spun. one way round. a second way round. it slowed down. slower. slower. it was going to land on her. the bottle was the speed of a turtle as it pointed at her. it edged its way to tanaka then fell motionless. a look unfamiliar to souda appeared plastered on tanaka's face. he was playing with his scarf and couldn't dare look him in the eyes. 

"im just gonna get this over and done with, i already said i'd do it so i have to now." kazuichi thought to himself as he stared at tanaka in fear. he shook off his nerves and crawled over to the middle of the circle, infront of gundham himself. he quickly grabbed his face and pressed his lips against his, they were warm and soft with the faint smell of alcohol. he pulled away extremely fast, then turned bright red.

"akane your in for it now." he said, his voice cracking.

"too bad dummy, ibuki said we're playing seven minutes in heaven."

ibuki went first and ended up with mikan. other people were having turns but kazuichi couldn't stop thinking about the kiss. it was strange but he kinda enjoyed it? surely it's just the drinks talking right? he isn't gay, and he certainly doesn't like tanaka that way, he's his rival. 

completely impossible.

"tanaka you're up!" ibuki exclaimed. 

the bottle spun round and round, and just his luck it landed on souda. 

"come hither mortal, we shall get this over and done with."

"come over here and make me."

the room fell silent. thoughts were racing through his head. why did i just say that? what did i just do? why did i-

his thoughts were interrupted by tanaka picking him up off the floor bridal style and carrying them to the small cupboard, followed by some "ooh"s from the group.

before he even knew it kazuchi had leaned in for another kiss and gundham eased into it almost instantly.

"christ my head."

wait was that tanaka's voice? he opened his eyes and realised he wasn't in his dorm.

he was in gundham's.

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE?"

"please do not shout, my head cannot take the frequency of your voice."

"WHY THE FUCK DID I SLEEP HERE LAST NIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED? WHY CANT I REMEMBER ANYTHING?"

"i believe that was caused by the 17 glasses of alcoholic drinks you decided to consume last night."

"OH SHIT MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME, i have to go NOW." he jumped out of the bed to realise he was only in his underwear and his jumpsuit was on the floor. as he stood up he had a massive shot of pain and sat back down on the bed with his face slowly turning pink.

silence.

"tanaka what did we do last night?"