One direction goes one direction and that direction is towards my vagina

My Sexy Boss Is My Roommate?!

I am Ally, I am 14 and I am getting a new job. I am getting a new job at a really office building and am hired as a new secretary for Mr. Styles.
Who is he?
Find out...
Just then I saw my boss turn around, and it was... "It was me!" Said boss, and he was harry styles. "HARRY???" I questioned really loud, and so did my best friend Samanther. "Here's my other secretary, Mr. Noitcerid Eno" said Harry Styles, and then out came 4 secretaries and they were TOTAL HOTTIES. "Which one is Mr. Eno?" I said, "Well I can't decided" Said Ryan Styles because "All of them was my boyfriend!" It turns out Mr. Noitcerid Eno was actually code for One Direction. AND NOW I WAS GOING ON TOUR WITH THEM!!??