One direction goes one direction and that direction is towards my vagina

My Sexy Band Is Going On Tour With My Boss Roommate Am

"Hey you're going on your with us" said harry. No way. That was crazy. I am BIGGEST FAN! "Harry I made you muffins!" Said Niall. But that was soooo not what we were talking about. "First we haves to get you a dress for the big coming on your dance and everyone's invited" said Liam to me. "A Dress?" I sputtered like a dying Putt-Putt, but I was fat and has anorexica and low self estem. "Actuly" Nile said "maybe you would look better WITHOUT the dress... ;)" suddenly I was NAKES and 1d was all like up ons haha. They were making out with each other and I got to watch them kiss an touch the butts, and touch my butts. And my licked me the best because I was the prettiest, and was way prettier than AMY at school, who's going out with Nathan, fuck you Nathan, pls come back to me :(.