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More things Bizarre, Kuniva, Kon Artis, Eminem, Proof and Swifty probably said at some point [Quotes not mine. Credits go to their owners.]

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by jurdanswannabechild

by jurdanswannabechild

Girl: how much did you spend on this date?

Kuniva: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years

Paul: so, what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Dre: you mean Marshall and Proof? they're gonna be here at noon