[on tour]
Kuniva, singing: can you feel the love tonight?
Fifty, gesturing at the clock that reads 3:25 am: cAN YOU LOOK AT THE FUCKING TIME?
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Paul: [looks at his wife] one taught me love
Paul: [looks at his paperwork] one taught me patience
Paul: [looks at Kuniva, being egged on by Proof and Swifty into eating a tide pod] one taught me kids are so fuckiNG STUPID PROOF PUT THAT THING DOWN OR SO HELP ME GOD-
Author's note
happy bday to swifty, man 🥺
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HumorMore things Bizarre, Kuniva, Kon Artis, Eminem, Proof and Swifty probably said at some point [Quotes not mine. Credits go to their owners.]