chapter 11

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by justlily777

by justlily777

12 years later

"do you sir quack, take corpse husband and obama to be your husbands?"

"I do" sir quack said with tears in his eyes

"and do u Obama and corpsehusbamd take quackity to be your guys husband?"

" we do" they said at the same time.

"well then, with the power vested in me by twitch premium I now prounouce you all husband's" the priest said in a matter fact tone

you could hear me clapping above all the other guests as we watchted them all make out. it had been 12 years since me and sir quack broke up, we had since both moved on. I was now the president of the united States mostly thanks to gen z blindly voting for me after I recieved all of the dream snps endorsements.

sir quack, obama and corpse had adopted a pair of twins whom they name Tommy and Init after our close friend who passed away in a freak scooter accident 6 years ago.

Voldemort and Dumbledoor had become the ultimate enemies to lovers pair, after the 2nd wizarding war they had a lot of kinky sex and ended up catching feels.

Cat Noir gave up fighting crime to be my first lady and wife. I'm so lucky to have him I think in my head as I look over to see him in the seat next to me jerking off as watches sir quack begin to strip Obama out of his wedding dress.

its so crazy to think that 12 years ago all of us were going on a donny guitar hero adventure to help heal from baby deunis death (fly high angel). I'm glad we were all able to stay so close, meeting up every Thursday at the park to drink slurpees and talk.

"i love my friends more than anything" was the last thought I had before I fell to the floor, watching Joe Biden in a gas mask laughing eveily as I closed my eyes