Ch 23: Cooking Lessons

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"YOU CAN'T RUIN SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY AWFUL" I snarled.

"H-SO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I WAS SAYING? YOU WERE PLAYING DUMB???" He gasped.

"I'm classmates with Mineta for a reason." I teased.
He gave me another big eyeroll. This time it didn't really ick me. Probably because i know his mood is way better right now.

"Can we pretend this never happened." Monoma said, looking slightly embarrased.

"I hate to admit but you're pretty good with words."
I replied. I don't really know what came into me, i just feel like pointing it out.

"Obviously, 6 years of drama class really paid off, eh?" He said proudly.

"YOURE A- of course you are how could i not tell."
I sneered.

"Are you making fun of me" Monoma replied, folding his arms.

"Partly, but your classmates told me once. They even sent me a video of one of your plays." I replied.

His eyes widened as he got on his feet. Am i supposed to be scared

"WHAT? FUCK FUCK FUCK NO JOW FUCKING DARE THEY DO IT WITHOUT MY CONSENT"
He brushed his hair aggresively and panted.

"C-CALM DOWN??" I pulled my phone out to show him the video. "Little monoma's adorable, gotta say." I said.

He stopped panicking for a moment. He was still brushing his hair though. This time in a different way of nervous. He stopped to look at me for a second.

It went on for atleast 10 seconds.
Helloo im kinda sweating

He broke the eye contact by throwing himself into his bed and covering his face with this fancy fur pillow. He was behaving like a nervous fan getting noticed by their idol. It was kinda cute.

I wonder if we got married, i bet we'd be staying in a fancy victorian french styles house. I will chase that bag. Soon i promise.

Im just kidding lmfao i am not marrying a stuck up twink

"Oooh what's this? Is bubs being flattered by my comment?" I snarled.

"ₛₜₒₚ ᵧₒᵤ'ᵣₑ making ₘₑ ᵦₗᵤₛₕ" He huffed, holding his pillow tightly.

"Stop stuffing yourself into that pillow, I can't hear shit. Come again?" I said.

"I hate repeating stuff so i rather not." He scoffed, switching his postion to face me, still on his bed.
"So Midoriya huh? He seems to fancy you."

I can feel his mood had just changed again. I don't know why but i have a pretty bad feeling about this.

"Why the sudden interest on Midoriya? You wouldn't even pay attention if I started dating Bakugou." I said, resting my chin on the edge of his bed.

"Your lovelife doesn't matter enough for me to care. It's just so weird for him. I thought he would end up with someone like him. Someone like gravity bitch."
He said, rolling his eyes.

"So?? Opposites attract, right? First part kinda hurted tho" i replied.

"And...you and I are different too??"
He scowled.

"Are you implying that you would date me?" I said, raising an eyebrow.

"Are you forgetting why you're here in the first place?" He sneered, folding his arms.

"You were giving me relationship advice for about-" I turned on my phone and almost shit my pants. "ITS FUCKIN 10 PM???"

"If it reaches 10:20 already, please get the ingredients from my drawer." He yawned.

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