Ch 05: Fuck you

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"I...FUCK WHY IS THIS SO HARD?? I'm..sorry."
Monoma said. Because of his signature smirk, I really couldn't tell if he's being genuine or not.

"For what? Being an asshole?" I replied.

"F-for...ASSHOLE? It was just a harmless joke?? And WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO WENT ALL BATSHIT CRAZY WITH YOUR QUIRK TO ME??" he started. Is this motherfucker here to apologize or not?

"SO ITS MY FAULT NOW??" I glared.

"YES? I mean- it was my fault for scaring you or whatever. But it's that scary for you??? Oh give me a break. Its hard to believe that you even passed the entrance exam, despite getting alarmed only by some blonde twat." He said, rolling his eyes.

Did he just called himse—? Honestly, nothing surprises me anymore.

"YOU FUCKIN TELEPORTED ME TO AN ALLEYWAY?? A FUCKIN ALLEYWAY WITH BARELY ANY WORKING SOURCE OF LIGHT!! WHAT IF I GET KIDNAPPED??" I barked.

"BUT YOU WEREN'T?? I- YOU WERENT-"

his face dropped. I couldn't help but notice that he looked slightly guilty.

"look. I'm sorry. Really am. Don't feel obligated to forgive me or whatever." He said, calmly.

"Are you fucking guiltripping me now?" I snarled.

To tell you the truth, He seems, genuine? I don't know whether i should believe him or not, but I'll just forgive him so i can get out of here and go to my dorm as soon as possible.

"Kay." sighed.

"K??? A SIMPLE FUCKING K?? DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY??" He snarled.

Man i hate this guy

"WHAT?? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?" I whined. Can we please just end this?

"OH I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE, 'Oh i forgive you, Neito!!' OR 'it's alright Neito!! Hey, do you know, 'K' stands for pottasium. Huh? What do you mean by that? So are you asking me to just chug a bottle of pottasium and kill myself? That's how it is? Huh? Ohhhhh.....Huhhh?? HUH??"
He complained, folding his arms.

This boy is going to give me wrinkles

"Didn't you say I shouldn't feel obligated to forgive you??" I glared.

"THA...YEAH THAT WAS- ARGHHDHDHH
FUCK YOU" He yelled, as he stomped away angrily from me.

What a brat. The first time i encountered him(aside from the sports festival) was like three days ago, and judging from how things are now, i doubt that both of us could have a normal converstion.

But now that we've cleared everything up (No we didn't.) I hope this will stop the universe from arranging UNWANTED meetings between both of us. I've prayed to the universe like I have never did before, I've only asked for one thing. To never have to look at his stupid fuckin face. I'll never complain about everything anymore.

Weeks later

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Weeks later.
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THE UNIVERSE HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS BABYYYYYYY

sort of.

....no it didn't.
The universe fuckin half assed it.

Monoma's POV:
"What an insufferable BITCH! Adding to the fact that she has a fuckin stick up her ass, so I can't even say some lame insult without her furiously getting all up on me. YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO GET COMPRESSED WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT. THIS IS A WARNING."

I can't say that this was the first time that I've complained about her existence to my friends. But I couldn't help it. It gives me joy.

"Cool. Another 1A reject for you to prey on." Kuroiro muttered.

"Nicely put, darling~~!! See?? Is it so hard to encourage your own bestboy?" I pouted.

"I was implying that you're being a fuckin weirdo for constantly talking about someone who probably doesn't even acknowledge your existence." Kuroiro said.

"Don't make it sound like its a bad thing cmon now!! And HEY!! The fact that she doesn't acknowledge me just makes it way better!! That way she won't find out if I'm talking about her." I replied.

"Cripes." Kaibara sighed.

"No, it just makes you look pathetic." Kuroiro shrugged.

"Don't you have a missing assignment to turn in, cupcake?"
I scowled. He rolled his eyes at me. These people are all the same.

"Are you two dating?" Kaibara muttered.

"Absolutely fucking not?? What made you jump into such a conclusion??" I said, disgusted.

"Oh man, thank god. She's nothing to you right?" Tsubaraba complained.

"Oh No, no,no. ABSOLUTELY NOT!! But don't stress yourself out Tsubaraba, my standards are wayyy too high for her. I wouldn't even wanna go out with her out of desperation." I snickered.

"Oh okay. THEN WHY BOTHER TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE WHOSE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING ROOM???" Tsubaraba said, scratching his head oit of frustration.

"Dude, you haven't even encountered the poor girl for a week, yet you still find a way to antagonize her. Seriously what is it with her?" Kaibara said.

"Excuse me I don't just antagonize people for no reason. She's bothering me spiritually and Mentally." I said.

"Look, fine then. But don't expect us to join your evil bidding. I'm not talking shit about someone I barely knew." Kaibara said.

"What?? Of course you don't have to talk about her!! It's very beneath you to trash-talk about someone you barely knew!! I wouldn't want you to get roped in my mess." I assured.

Kaibara smiled a little. What a rag.
"Rich coming from you. But huh, i guess there's still some parts sanity in you." Tsubaraba joked.

"Absolutely!! You guys don't have to talk about her! All you have to do is listen to ME trash-talk her!!"
I gushed, "So first, she's not really generous with her food..."

All three of them gave a big sigh. Hey why are you booing???

"I've stopped trying." Kuroiro said.

"Oh my god i give up" Kaibara muttered.

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