TO ALL MY KIDS⎧admin

Why we DON'T light Katsuki on FIRE

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I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN ~ !

...You kids will be the absolute death of me. I swear to lord Jeebus. 

keep in mind this is mostly to scare you kids. the actual probability it would happen is slim. don't come at me unless you want a sad dad-

Okay. Bakugou, like you, is one of my children. That alone should be reason enough for you to not hurt him. Mineta is perfectly fine to murder, but leave everyone else alone. 

But let's scare you kids into not hurting him because there are a lot of reasons why and a lot of scary facts in evolved with this.

You all know what Bakugou's quirk is. If not, here's pretty much a summary of it:

Bakugou Katsuki from BNHA sweats Nitroglycerin. It's his 'quirk' or power. It allows him to create powerful explosions once that sweat builds up. And that's really what it is. 

Now here are some things that you kids (you know who you are) have asked me or more like actually tired doing to poor Bakugou:

Burn him, set him on fire, stab him, shoot him, shove him off a building, take away all his spicy foods,  and a lot more I can't think of at the top of my head. I have some VERY VIOLENT kids.

So let's get down to the facts here. 

Bakugou is a very powerful person. We all know that. So the fact you kids are trying to hurt him is stupid on your part. And no one here say you could beat him because I know for a fact you couldn't. I couldn't and I have more experience than you. He's been trained now only by me, but by himself to become the strongest person out there. And he's done a damn good job at it too.

Now for the scary part of this. 

Bakugou is a walking nuclear bomb. A bomb not only powerful enough to destroy as much as Little Boy and Fat Man did when Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked by the US in 1945, which alone- 

Well, let me tell you to those who don't know. 

In WW2, the US didn't want to come into the war until later (which was smart on President Roosevelt's half since we would have been nearly wiped out if we went in sooner- (then there would be no dadzawa here on wattpad to all you who think the US is evil-)) and it was for a shorter amount of time than the world expected. 

At the time of course, Russia, Japan, China, and all those places you know the 'Hungry for World Power' places as my college Professor put them, (And I apologize to anyone from these places in advance. I'm just putting down the US side of things. I love you all, kids <3) were trying to gain control over the world. Or as much as they could. 

So the US, wanting to end the damn war because we don't exactly like fighting, made two bombs. Little Boy was dropped on Hiroshima and Fat Man was dropped on Nagasaki. 

At first, we were only going to drop one nuke in hopes that the Japanese would surrender. But they didn't. They continued to try and make war with the world. 

But I have to give the Japanese some credit here. They were literally taught to fear the US so much that mothers and families would take their kids and make them jump off a bridge to kill themselves, not wanting to be 'tortured' by the US. But they didn't know any better. We wouldn't have done that.
So we dropped Fat Man causing the Japanese to surrender, ending the war. 

And that's WW2 for you guys. Keep in mind minimal research was put into this and some were based on what I remember so it won't be the most accurate. 

The point is, if Bakugou went nuclear, the blast could damn well be worse than Fat Man and Little Boy. And those were bad. 

And now I foresee you kids asking me, "But Dad! He's just a teen! And people hit him all the time and he doesn't explode like that!" And to that, I grab my Vodka because coffee won't be strong enough for this. 

Bakugou could be hit and be just fine, but there are trigger points for this. The biggest one is his hands. 

If someone were to take a long-ranged weapon and shook Bakugou in his hands in the middle of summer when he's going to be dripping in sweat, all hell will break loose. 

Like the nukes, anyone around him would turn to nothing in an instant. There won't even be the ability to feel it. You'll just be gone. 

A few miles, out, you'll be quickly turned to ash. 

A few more miles out, you'll have SEVER 3rd degree burns and be able to tear your flesh away from your bones with simple movements. (of course, you'd die)

A few more miles out and you'll be burned pretty badly, but you won't die as quickly. 

A few more miles out and you'll feel a lot of heat, but you'll only suffer from radiation. Which is still bad in retrospect. 

(It makes me wonder if there was a way for Bakugou to have radiation- PLOT TWIST: Quirks are all just radiation-)

But that's the gist of a nuclear blast. 

And if you kids die, I die too because I'll be there in the building when it happens. 

SO LET'S NOT TRY AND KILL BAKUGOU. GOT IT?

IF I HEAR IT AGAIN, YOU'RE GROUNDED. I'LL MAKE A BOOK FOR THE OCCASION AND EVERYTHING.