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I kinda stole this idea from crack_head543

It's random things we've said but the Georgia and Pennsylvania household

also GeorgiaThegreat8 and or happygeorgiechan

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Penn: Don't get old kids.

Johnstown: So die young?

Savannah: PFFT—

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Harrisburg: . . . sucide is still an option

Forsyth: I feel like a lizard.

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Savannah: Wanna fuck?

Albany: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND—

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Gettysburg: I don't wanna be dead, but I don't wanna be human.

Valdost: So be a raccoon?

Gettysburg: No, Raccoons can breathe, I wanna be a chair.

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Thomasville and Savannah: *watching tv*

Thomasville: That character is kinda hot.

Savannah: You should see her thighs, they could kill someone.

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Pittsburgh: We found a used condom under the table.

Penn: Wha—

Harrisburg: Savannah put it on a water bottle and was showing it around.

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Valdosta: He's a pretty cool guy if you ignore the fact he raped and killed children.

Albany: What the fuck is wrong with you???

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Philadelphia:*whispering to Albany* I wanna give her a hug

Albany: Then giver her a hug

Philadelphia: But how

Albany: I don't fucking know

Philadelphia: *Turns away to look at a girl then looks back at him* but how?

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Georgia: I WANT A DIVORCE AND YOU'RE TAKING THE KIDS!

Penn: Okay-?

Georgia five minutes later: Wanna get remarried?

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Ah yes, our stupid conversations-
anyways, ily second wife

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