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Random Quotes but ships

So these are just incorrect quotes I found on the internet so yee-

but anyways ovo

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Harrisburg: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Columbus: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Harrisburg: *a tomato*

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Pittsburgh: Yeah!? Well I still have your notebook!!

Norfolk: I still have your virginity!!

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Gettysburg: Watch as I hold the whole world in my hands.

Albany (NY): huh?

Gettysburg: *Cups Albany's face*

Albany: O-oh-

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Monroe: *Sends Frick's Lock a picture of an empty room* This is everyone who wants to fuck you.

Frick's Lock: It's an empty room????

Monroe: Yeah. No one does f@g

Frick's Lock: You legit fucked me last night

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Canaan: I'm selling castle pines

King of Prussia: How much is he worth though?

Canaan: Probably a cent.

Castle Pines: 👁👄👁 wha-

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Philadelphia: your eyes shine like the brightest stars. Your lips put the softest pink flower petals to shame, angels weep at your beauty. Aphrodite could only wish to mirror your pure exquisiteness my darling love.

Annapolis: y-yeah, you're pretty hot too

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Valdosta: *slaps Denver*

Denver: Ow! What are you doing?!?

Valdosta: Hitting on you

Denver: That's not what it means-

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Text convo:

Georgia: Yeah and I'm horny*
Georgia: horny*
Georgia: HORNY**

Penn: I think I got the point

Georgia: That's not what I ment-

Penn: I'll send some nudes in a sec 🙄

Georgia: I ment "I'm HUNGRY"

Penn: So don't you want nudes?

Georgia: Yes. I want.
Georgia: I'm just clarifying a point.