Bizarre Highschool Host Club

III ≈ 𝔸𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕎𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓

Everyone in the club looks so cool and handsome, putting my shoes on I approached the group. Kakyoin having his makeup done by Joseph
"Is it really that necessary Joseph san?" Kakyoin asked with a slight whine "Of course! this will make you hot and approachable!" Joseph smiled, looking at my right I saw Avdol instead in those marshmallow looking hair do he had his hair loose it's long wavy and fluffy its so beautiful.
"Ah.. (l/n) san how do I look?" Avdol looked down on me with a curious smile "You look... pretty like a model"
"Is that so? I'm glad to hear that" giggling softly he put spiral earrings on.
Jotaro and Caesar seems to be in the Changing room, "Hey (y/n) you look good in there it really suits you!" looking back I saw Polnareff with his hair styled in a pompadour style.

{well there's many forms of pompadour and idk what are they're called sorry}

"You decide to not have that pillar hair today huh" I snorted while he had a shocked look "P-pillar!? My hair a pillar!?" Everyone giggled except Polnareff who's still in shock "Yeah like Marie Antoinette" We laugh while Polnareff looks upset "H-Hey! its not funny its hard to maintain meat hair!" Kakyoin gasped while the three of us 'oooooh' "Meat hair!? how dare you call it a meat you toilet paper" Polnareff dramatically posed on the floor with a tear on his eye.
"Im deeply hurt noodle hair..." he smirked "Oh that's it toilet paper!" he rose from his sit and looked at Polnareff with an angry pout "Noodle Hair!" "Toilet Paper!" they go back and forth until Avdol spoked "Now now you two calm dow—" he was cut by a shout of... "SHUT UP SUSHI HEAD" then the argument began and Joseph was shouted "YOU TOO NEST HAIR" thus the children quarreled over their hair was later joined by a curious Caesar that earned the shout "OH WE DON'T WANT TO RAVIOLI" All I can do is sigh watching the babies fight and whine I hope Jotaro is here to shut them up, speak of the devil there he is standing outside the changing room

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE NOT SOME STUPID CHILDREN IN GRADE SCHOOL ANYMORE" I was startled by Jotaro's voice that I hugged my knee for safety "s-scary..." I whispered, they had settled down and tell their apologies "Thank you Jotaro san..." looking at his tall figure he simply nodded, wait he doesn't have his hat thing on... hair messy yet slicked back with few strands opposing creating few messy front hair and a noodle... it made me giggle recalling the fight earlier. Jotaro was confused at first then realizes he doesn't his hat on he quickly jogged back to the changing room reappearing once again with a different color and designed hat that is still intact to his hair, a thought come out in (y/n)'s head ‘how does it holds in?’ maybe she won't know the truth about the magic of Jotaro's magical hat.

"Ok everyone positions (y/n) will be taking individual, duo and group picture of us to sell! Joseph sit on the couch and choose three of your desired pose" Joseph does what Caesar said and does a pose capturing more than 20 shots in a polaroid camera in each person to see if some are worthy to sell then comes duo and groups wasting lots of polaroid film.
Its now already 3 pm if you had a club you can leave at 2 which is nice for preparations or training, speaking of preparations there's a lot of prep work we do inside of the club to make it close to the actual book of Alice in Wonderland a popular children's story book we also had mushroom themed tea sets and lots of sweet snacks and tea.

"Everyone we shall now greet our Alice now prepare! prepare!" Caesar command with claps; he sat on the big red chair with Joseph sitting on the arm rest Polnareff resting his right arm on the head rest Jotaro standing on the left while Avdol and Kakyoin standing at the back. Standing beside Polnareff we waited for someone to open the big white doors and it did the click of the metal door knobs indicating that they had come revealing multiple women of different school year and class.

"Hello and welcome to Wonderland Alice, mind to join the tea party?"

It went well as I expected, little flirts here and there, light chuckles from small jokes, gasps, squeals and chatters filled the room with light atmosphere. Music, tea, cakes and soft cushions is a dream of a woman that likes social events; delightful as they say for relaxation after 8 hours of academic torture. What you'd think I'm like Haruhi? nope! it's out of pure luck that I've get in here though I would study a bit after bed only the ones I need to study for quizzes or something.

"(y/n)! there are some maidens who would like your service" Polnareff called pointing at the table beside the window, three first years and they seem to be shy perhaps it's their first time. "Thank you for taking me as your host" Smiling before I sit down the round magenta table. "(y/n) kun right? my name is Bianca, the girl in the middle is Abbigail and lastly Clara Fey" The girls are quite outstanding than the rest... they had dyed hair, tied neatly in a braid and pigtails hold by patterned scrunchies and ribbons with cute animals, touching Bianca's braid I looked at her in such adoration. "Your braid looks fantastic it really suits you, say who did this I would like to know" small tints of pinks spread across her cheeks eyes now locked on the floor instead of mines "I... actually did the b-braid" faking, my eyes widened dropping my smile to a curious frown "Oh really? that's really great of you!" lifting her face to face mine just to see a red tomato "Did she did your hair too?" They both shyly nodded, giggling shutting both of my eyes to seem “cute” "Well she's really talented I'm glad she had friends like you letting her style your hair to let more of your beauty" They were a blushing mess, I gain a thumbs up from Polnareff and Joseph which I'm happy about.

"This newbie is a natural flirt" Polnareff stated while Joseph nodded
"What can I say, I Joseph Joestar is the best a—" he was smacked by a book "Shut up and bring me the tea idiot" Caesar stated in an annoyed tone "No you're the idiot!" another fight broke out but this time the girls enjoyed the yaoi scene.

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Bonus:

Caesar: shit we only attract few students
Joseph: that damn Dio had attracted 20 in the past week!
(y/n): I got solution
everyone: what is it?
(y/n): *tooks out bl comics* be homo erotic ladies like that
everyone: *internal gay panik*
*cues ymca in the background*

𝙸𝚍𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚐𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎, 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 :𝙳 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜

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