i had planned to post this yesterday, but my mum wouldn't go on my computer. anyway, hre is chapter three.
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Taty: The video is successfully uploaded to YouTube.
Me: The fangirls are gonna go crazy.
Hermione: That was one of the scariest, yet funniest, thing I've ever seen.
Ron: I'm going to go wash my eyes.
Taty: Can I help? *Bats eyelashes*
Ron: How can you help me wash my ey—
Me: Ok. Stop. All your talk can wait.
Harry: I’m traumatized.
Taty: Probably not as much as me. I was kidnapped once.
Hermione: So were we. Like, yesterday.
Taty: Ya, but then I faked my death.
Me: Good times. Good times… but anyways, it’s Draco’s turn to ask the fateful question: truth, or dare?
Draco: You make it seem so dramatic.
Me: It is!
Hermione: *to Taty* You faked your death?
Taty: Ya! It was fun! Sterling took some red nail polish and made it look like blood.
Me: Yes, I know, I’m amazing. Now Draco, choose your victim.
Draco: Oh my… you people are freaks! Fine. Weasel, truth or dare?
Hermione: I’m never going to get asked…
Me: Hush girl!
Ron: Let me think…
Me: No thinking! Just choose!
Ron: Okay, okay! Truth.
Draco: Um… if you could marry anyone in this room, who would you choose?
Ron: I don’t know… this is a hard question…
Hermione: Oh I don’t know, maybe your GIRLFRIEND!
Ron: Oh ya, Hermione. I would marry Hermione.
Me: Oh… if you guys were married, Ron… you would be sleeping on the couch tonight.
Hermione: Can he?
Me: Of course.
Taty: Ok Ron! It’s your turn to ask someone *Bats eyelashes*
Ron: Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione: Yay! I finally have been asked! So, um… truth…
Ron: Um... ok. Will you marry me?
Hermione: Um…
Taty: NO!!!
Me: lol Best marriage proposal ever!
Ron: Will you?
Hermione: Of course! *Kisses Ron*
Taty: No no no no no no no no no no no no! NO!!!
Harry: What’s got you so worked up?
Taty: Me and Ron were supposed to be together forever, but that… that… Mudblood took him away from me!
Me, Hermione, Ron, Harry: You do NOT call people Mudbloods!
Hermione: I’m gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days…
Me: Taty! Leave! *Snaps fingers*
*Taty disappears*
Me: Hermione, if you’re up for it, it’s your turn.
Hermione: I don’t really want to play right now. Maybe later.
Me: Okay. *looks at imaginary watch* It’s getting late, let’s go to bed. Draco, come help me get the sleeping bags from my room.
Draco: Ugh. Fine.
*Draco and Sterling go to Sterling’s room*
Me: They’re in my closet.
Draco: *sarcastically* Oh no, please, don’t move. Let me get them.
Me: Haha very funny. Just get them. I can’t. *points at self* To short.
Draco: *Rolls eyes, but gets the sleeping bags* Got them.
Me: *Kisses Draco*
*Ten minutes later*
Ron: they’re taking way to long. I’m gonna go see what’s taking ‘em.
Hermione: I’ll come with you love.
Harry: Um… I’m just going to stay here.
Hermione: Okay, we’ll be right back.
*Ron and Hermione walk up to Sterling’s door*
Ron: It’s closed…
Hermione: Well no freaking duh Ronald.
Ron: I think I hear something. *Opens door*
*Sterling and Draco are making out on Sterling’s bed*
Ron: What are you doing?! *covers eyes*
Me: Ronald, it’s called kissing.
Hermione: Oh my god Malfoy! You are such a man whore! Three people have kissed/ been kissed by you in a matter of hours!
Me: He is very loved… *smirks*
Ron: Oh god… I’m leaving before I puke…
Hermione: Can I at least get the sleeping bags we’ve been waiting for?
Me: They’re over there, on the floor. *points*
Hermione: Ok, thanks. *grabs sleeping bags* Well I’m off. (RONALD! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME TO CARRY ALL THESE SLLEPING BAGS MYSELF!)
Me: Bye!
*Hermione leaves*
Me: Now where were we? *smiles seductively*
Draco: *smiles back*
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well i like how that ended. ;)
and don't worry, Tatyanna will be back next chaper. although what she said is unforgivable(or is it?).
i'll try and post the next chapter today, but i am ment to be working on a history project. nah, i did enough work earlier. we'll see what i end up thinking in a little.
also brownie points to the first person to find the Starkid reference in this chapter.
luvs u! <3
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I Kidnapped Harry Potter
FanfictionThe title says it all. I kidnapped some charecters from the Harry Potter books/movies. Madness is sure to come.
