when i first started typing this in Word Document, i didn't realize i had the font in the one were the letters are pictures. i cosidered leaving it because i'm that lazy, but i didn't. i figured those of you reading this might actually want to see the words. ok, on to the story...
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*Sterling, Luna, and Neville appear*
Luna: Hello Harry. Ronald. Hermione. Draco.
Harry: Hello Luna. Hi Neville.
Neville: Hi everybody.
Me: Ok, just so you know, you guys can’t leave without me saying you can. Also, doors and windows only open for me and Taty.
Neville: Why?
Me: No time for questions. Except one, which I am going to ask. Do you two want to play ‘Dare’ with us?
Luna: I’d love to. What about you Neville?
Neville: Ummm… Sure…
Me: Ok, let me go get the list of dares.
The List of Dares
Draco – Proclaim your “undying love” for Snape
Harry – Marry a chair (for a day)
Ron – Proclaim your “undying love” for Dumbledore
Hermione – Kiss Harry
Luna – Kiss Neville
Neville – Sing “Harry Potter in 99 Seconds” in front of everyone
Taty – Go to Olivander’s and see if a wand chooses you
Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville: WHAT?!?!
Taty: Yay! I get to play wizard!
Hermione: I am NOT kissing Harry! I’m going to be getting married to Ronald!
Me: Look, if the list says it, it must be done. Got it? Now who wants to go first?
Luna: I’ll go. *kisses Neville* Done.
Me: (AHHHH ma feels… dying…) Ok, Luuunnnaaa, check. Now who?
Taty: Can I go?
Me: No. You go last.
Taty: Fine…
Harry:Sterling, I have a question.
Me: Yush???
Harry: How the hell does one marry a chair?
Me: *smiles evilly* Let me go get a chair, and then I can show you. *gets chair*
Ron: This is gonna be good.
Taty: Yup.
Me: Ok, Harold, stand next t the chair.
Harry: My name isn’t Harold.
Me: It is now. Now stand next to the chair before I bite you.
Harry: *stands next to chair*
Me: Now stand still.
Harry: Ok.
Me: *grabs wand, waves it like crazy person*
A gold string of magic (well no duh Sterling) surrounds Harry and the chair
Harry: What th---
Me: Don’t move!!
Gold magic stops and slowly fades away
Me: Ok, you may now kiss the chair.
Harry: *kisses the chair*
Me: And now you are married to the chair. But don’t worry, the marriage will dissolve in 24 hours.
Harry: Thank go—
Me: I was talking to the chair. Who would want to be married to you? Any way, let’s move on. *grabs list of doom* Harry, check. Now who’s it gonna be? Hermione, Neville, Ron, or Draco?
Hermione, Neville, Ron, Draco: …
Me: Fine. Enie, menie, minie, Neville.
Neville: *-*
Me: Taty, grab the camera. We’re going back to Hogwarts!
Taty: Got it already. Plus, I filmed the Charry marriage.
Harry: Charry?
Taty: That’s the ship name for you and the chair you just married. Charry.
Me: lolz. Any who, everyone, join hands. *grabs peoples hands* HOGWARTS!
*All disappear*
-end of chapter-
this chapter took fooorrreeevvaaa to type. but it didn't seem as bad seeing as i was hopped up on Cherry Coke Zero (as all the cool people do). but ya.
so sorry it has taken this long to update, but i've just been really busy. plus i had lost my written copy of the chapter for a while, so i couldn't type it. i'll try to post Chapter 5 soon, but i'm not going to make any promises. school is just really unforgiving.
and on a happier note, who else ship's Charry. it's now my new OTP. just saying.
luv ya <3
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I Kidnapped Harry Potter
FanficThe title says it all. I kidnapped some charecters from the Harry Potter books/movies. Madness is sure to come.
