What Cullens can't do

This is my first list so be easy on me and if you like it I'll make more lists. This is after Breaking dawn.

Alice's P.O.V.

"Rose I'm bored!" I whispered. We were in English class. I already know English better then the Teacher so I don't see why I have to take this class.

"Gosh! Stop fidgeting Alice. What do you want me to do about it?" Rose whispered back.

"Um. I know!!! We can write another list on what people can't do!!" I Whispered to her, excitement in my voice.

" Okay, ya. Whose do you want to do now?"

"Um, Well you know how Edward annoys us at school so much? Why don't we do What Edward Cullen CAN'T do ?"

"Ya great idea, lets start."

"Ok.

1. 'Dazel' a teacher when he didn't feel like doing homework the night before

2.Help Bella home after leaving school because she was 'sick'

3.Growl at every man that even looks at Bella

4. Let Bella kill a man for flirting with her, AGAIN!

5.Kill a man for flirting with Bella, AGAIN

6. Swear at a Foren exchange student in their language

7. Tell Jasper that Alice went to Volterria

8. Tell Esme that Carlisle enjoys girls hitting on him

9. Call Alice a pixie

10. Kill all girls that flirt with him....

11. or let Bella.

12. Call Bella Isabella

13. Call Alice Pixie

14. Call Jasper Jazzy in a bad Alice voice

15. Call Rosalie Blonde

16. Call Jessica and ask if she wants to go out....

17. when she says yes, say " Okay over by 8, wear something nice."........

18. And make sure only Rosalie is home

" That time was soo wierd." Rose said.

19. Say pink is not Alice's color

"Ms. Cullen, Ms. Hale, would you like to share something with the class?" Mrs teacher said stirnly.

"No just my notes," luckly Rose was writing them. 

"I'll be seeeing you after class ladies."

Sh*t. Esme and Carlisle's gonna be mad!!