"I'm so pissed at Jake right now!" Renesmee complained. She was a teenager, with mood swings, and relationship issues.
"What did he do now?" Alice asked looking up from her magazine.
"He stole my cake. My last piece of cake!" She complained.
"Sorry, I didn't think you were going to eat it," the man is question defended.
"Hey! Perfect time for what the mutt can't do!" Rosalie jumped up and grabbed a notebook and pen that was laying on the coffee table.
1. Steal cake
2. Bake
3. Cook
4. Start a prank war with Emmett
5. Try to get Jasper to act out the Civil War
6.Call Alice Pixie
7. Make dumb blonde jokes because he sucks at them
8. Call Rosalie Blondie
9. Call Jasper Jazzy-Poo
10. Call Edward Eddie because only Alice and Rose are cool enough to do that
11. Tell children at the hospital the Carlisle is a vampire
12. Tell ANYONE that any Cullen is a vampire
13. Scare people in his wolf form
14. Take Renesmee out of school because her family member is 'sick'
15. Take Jasper to a blood bank
16. Take Jasper to a Civil War museum.... It's only funny the first time
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What Cullens can't do
VampireWhen Aice and Rosalie get bored at school the list they make will make you laugh your butt off.
