1 Prank call the Volturi
2 Fake his death
3 Tell little kids that Carlisle is a is a walking zombie
4 Make fun of Jasper, Carlisle, or Alexis( charcter in my book) accents
5 Buy Renesmee a shock Collar for Jacob
Edward- I like that idea!
Bella-That's just plain mean!
6 Make Seth wear a fur coat made of wolf fur
Seth- that was mean!
Emmett *Cough* funny *cough*
Everyone else- NO IT WASN't
Rose- I thought it was
Alexis- jerk! u made him cry!
7. Bedazles Rosalie's pants to say Emmett's Bitch
Emmett- Ha I put Em's Bitch
8. Or em's bitch or anything like it
9. Bedazzle ANYTHING
10. say Edward in a Pedofile
11. Hire Edward as a Professonally little girl stalker out to anyone!!!
12. Emmett is not aloud to call himself a manly fairry cause he sparkles in the sun (AN: thanks Ashy999)
13. call Jacob a Pedo
14. call a mentally facilaty and enrol Alice
15. or inroll her in a shoppiholics help recovery group
15. Call Carlisle pops
16. USE 15 TWICE
17. Call himself any greek gods OR GODESSES
18. Call himself a beast
19. use whip cream for ANYTHING
20. Bake, we don't want another house fire!!
YOU ARE READING
What Cullens can't do
VampireWhen Aice and Rosalie get bored at school the list they make will make you laugh your butt off.
